The Gay Kik Chat ((1 OF 3...

By SoGayItKindaHurts

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This is random and I'm really only doing this because I love Kik Au's with band members because it's really... More

Hey Do You Think I Can Shove This Up My Ass?
I Can Smell The Bullshit
Im Not A Whore But Your Brother Fucked Me In The Ass
KiNkY
Mouse Dick
I Don't Fuck Fedoras
When You Get A Boner Does Your Forehead Grow?
IM NOT WROTHY IM NOT WORTHY
Brendon Puked On Me Set Me On Fire Plz
Im Going To Shove Red Velvet Up Your Ass
Kick Him Patrick
Ry Left The Chat
Feel My Pain
Billie Is The Dad
Im EmO kNoW tHaNkS
Sinnamon roll
Shit Ok Ok We Cool We Cool
This Isnt Going To Be Good.
Shush Bin Brain
You Two Should Hate Fuck
All I Asked For Was A Dog
Hit That Patrick
Food Isnt The Only Thing Ive Blown On That Counter
Nothing.
I Feel Like I'm In A God Damn Soap Opera
HIS DICK WAS SO MISINFORMED.
Nah He's To Emo For A License
Leave The Little Guy A Little Dignity
Shit Fam Okay
"GEORGE FASTER OH GOD"
Fuck. These. Feelings.
:|
Please Don't Make Any Achohalic Fruit
OH DAMN IS THAT A SECOND BOOK TO THIS I SMELL???

Fuck Off Forehead

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By SoGayItKindaHurts

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Sexualnoises: HEY I JUST MET YOU

Skeleton: This song is old don't

Sexualnoises: AND THIS IS CRAZY

Memelord: BRENDON STOP

Sexualnoises: BUT HERES MY NUMBER

Giraffe: Brb gonna kill myself

Sexualnoises: SO CALL ME MAYBE

Sexualnoises: I don't remember the rest

Puppysinmyass: Good.

Memelord: I remember when everyone was singing that god forsaken song

Giraffe: Don't act like you weren't one of them

Skeleton: I want to strangle her

Memelord: IT WAS FOR COMEDY AND MY AMUSEMENT

Puppysinmyass: Is she even still alive? I haven't herd a god damn thing about her since like 2014

Giraffe: BULL SHITE!

Sexualnoises: Didn't she make that stupid Friday song?

Sexualnoises: No one has typed in two minutes...

Sexualnoises: What?

Memelord: THAT WASN'T HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS

Sexualnoises: NO WE HAVEN'T PETER

Memelord: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS YESTERDAY 

Sexualnoises: Oh yea.

Giraffe: B I stg

Sexualnoises: Shut it daddy long legs

Giraffe: Don't say daddy it makes me want to hit my head on the wall

Sexualnoises: You liked it last night ;)

Puppysinmyass: KINKY

Skeleton: DALLON HAS DADDY KINK IM

Giraffe: I DO NOT I WASN'T EVEN IN THE OUR STATE LAST NIGHT

puppysinmyass: You kinky tall man

Sexualnoises: Does Gerard have daddy kink Frank?

Puppysinmyass: This isn't about Gerard and I this is about Dallon and Dallon only

Sexualnoises: "we are kinky as fuck you don't even know."

Sexualnoises: ^ What he meant

Skeleton: Fuck off forehead

Memelord: I'm trying to have a normal conversation with someone stfu

Giraffe: Who do you know besides us?

Memelord: He added me on accident and now we are chatting

Sexualnoises: What's his name!?

Memelord: Patrick

Sexualnoises: Is he cute?

Memelord: Idk I haven't seen a picture yet

Puppysinmyass: Kinky

Giraffe: stg Frank stg

Skeleton: Babe stop

Puppysinmyass: Make me

Memelord: ...........kinky
_________
(THIS IS CRINGY AS FUCK READ WITH CAUTION I HATE MY YOUNGER SELF) The first chapter to possibly many. You can kinda already tell but just in case;

Memelord= Pete

Sexualnoises= Brendon

Giraffe= Dallon

Puppysinmyass= Frank

Skeleton= Gerard

There are more people to come.

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