"My name is Oliver Queen. For five years i was stranded on an island with only one goal. Survive. Now i will fulfil my fathers dying wish. To use the list of names he left me and bring down those who are poisoning my city. To do this i must become someone else. I must become .......Something else."
Felicity: Are you okay?
Oliver: My mom and my best friend's dad are involved in a conspiracy that may have dire consequences for the city and I'm pretty sure they murdered my father. I'm not planning on using the word okay again any time soon.
Felicity: Which means I just hacked a federal agency. Kinda makes me a cyber terrorist. Which is bad because I really don't see myself fitting well into Guantanamo Bay.
Oliver: Don't worry Felicity they don't send blondes there.
"You know, it's pretty exciting that both of you are such bad asses, but do you think we should be making a plan to stop fires and, oh, I don't know, save your dad?"
"I don't like the idea that somebody dangerous is out there. Somebody else. Because, typically, they don't show my level of restraint"
Tommy: Trust my dad to run all the smiles out of the room.
Oliver: He did come by and he did try to act a little 'dad like.'
Oliver: That's not how I typically get my information.
Felicity: How do you typically do it?
Oliver: I find the person, and then I put the fear of God into them. But we can try it your way.
Slade: I'm impressed that you didn't puke.
Oliver: I swallowed it.
Slade: Obviously you were never a Boy Scout.
Oliver: Really? What tipped ya off?
Felicity: If it's an energy drink, why is it in a syringe?
Oliver: I ran out of sports bottles.
"I'm the rich man's Lindsay Lohan."
[to Diggle] "You know us billionaire vigilantes, we do love our toys."
"I didn't study Shakespeare at any of the four schools that I dropped out of."
Oliver: This guy gets more airtime on the Kardashians.
Thea: Five years on an island and you still know who they are.
"Before the island I was a jerk, but now I'm just a damaged jerk."
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing
Walter: I didn't realize you took Russian in college Oliver.
Oliver: I didn't realize you wanted to sleep with my mother Walter.