I do not own The Office, I guess you can say Stephan Merchant, Greg Daniels, and Ricky Gervais do.
I do own my main character, Mary Beesly, and a few others who come in later ;)
Don't take my characters. Or I'll kill you.
If you're a reader who just wants to move on to chapter one, go ahead.
NOTE:
When you see a small paragraph with two // that'll be Mary talking to the camera.
~ -conversequeen