I am Wooper

in the beginning

In the beginning their was nothing but a potato it grew legs, a tail, a body, gills, eyes, and other things, this... this was Wooper. Wooper had five children God, Satan, Death, and Life but they were not important the important one was the youngest, Woopermofo, and while Death and Life were doing boring stuff like creating life and the universe, and God and Satan were fighting Woopermofo ate his father and hid as a banana in a Wal-mart cloths isle.