"My wifi sucks, just saying."
"Dan, I can see you perfectly. The quality's great."
"Oh, did you see me fix my fringe."
"Yes, why? It looked fine."
"If I don't feel fine, my fringe isn't fine."
"You look great."
"Thanks."
"Are you blushing?"
"Urm...I don't know. Anyway, so did you receive my text about how my friend went and got a roommate without telling me."
"Oh, yeah. I think so."
"Well, long story short, he said he needed a flatmate and asked me to be his flatmate and then the day after he says he has one."
"That's horrible. I'm so sorry."
"It's fine. I just needed someone to vent to."
"Well, I know this is crazy but that's what I wanted to talk to you about."
"What's that?"
"So, you know I moved to London a few years ago."
"Yeah."
"I need a flatmate 'cos the rent is being a pain in the ass and plus, it gets lonely."
"Phil, are you saying I can come live with you."
"Yes, of course."
"Oh my god, this would be my first time meeting you. I can't believe it!"
"Yeah, it's gonna be amazing."
"Oh my f**king god, yes!"
"I can't wait to see you."
"Why did we wait 5 years?"
"That's not the only thing I wonder."