The next day there was a new girl in our class, Mari. She had black hair that hung straight to her shoulders and shifty brown eyes. She was seated directly in front of me. She walked to her desk and gave me a little smirk. "Fag." I saw her mouth and I leaned forward and whispered. "You don't shut your mouth and I'll fucking slit your throat." I said with a smile and she scoffed and sat down.
"That's violent." Hikaru said and I smiled towards him. Class got on and I zoned out through the whole thing until Club time. Mari tugged my sleeve and pulled me to a secluded corner.
"Still dressing as a girl?" She asked with a smirk. "I am a girl. Full fledged girl now. Pussy and all." I smirked back. "Really? Well congrats. Now, Kioshi..." "my name is Naomi." I said. "Naomi. Okay. I want you to do a little something for me or I'll tell everyone you used to be the proud owner of a dick." She smiled. "What do you want?" I asked. "I want you to get me hooked up with that twin that sat to the right of you. The one who looks so in love with you." She smirked.
I froze. "No, I can't do that." I shook my head, then I thought up a plan. "Actually, yes I can. Wait here." I said and walked off to the club room.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, come here." I said and they walked over. "Kaoru, I'm really, but I'm going to need a huge favour from you." I said. "Sure, anything." "Great. Switch your parts. Thank the Gods you two are identical." I said and they did it for each other. "Great. You can act like Hikaru, right?" I asked and he nodded. "What's this about?" They asked. "New girl, Mari, she knows me from the past dude me. She's threatening to tell everyone I had a dick if I don't set her up with Hikaru. And there is no fucking way in hell I'm doing that, so if you could just be as obnoxious and rude and shit as can be and make her hate your guts, it would honestly mean the world to me." I said and he grinned.
"I can do that." Kaoru nodded. "Thank you so much. I owe you, whatever you want from me whenever." I said, pulling him along to go back to Mari.
"One Hikaru right here." I said and he turned and winked at me. "See ya later, babe." He said and turned back to Mari. "What's up?" He asked in a bored tone. "I was told you like me or something?" He said and I smiled as I walked away.
"How'd it go?" Hikaru asked. "I think she bought it. Honestly, it's her first day here, I don't think she would be able to tell you two apart yet." I snickered and he nodded and pressed a kiss to my forehead.
After a while, Kaoru came back and shut the doors, laughing himself silly, and Hikaru and I rushed over. "What happened?" I asked and they reset their hair. "Oh man, I haven't had that much fun since middle school. Thanks, Naomi." He got up and hugged me. "Anytime. I hate that girls' guts." I scowled.
"What tactic did you use?" Hikaru used. "Bored and horny tactic." Kaoru said and he grinned. "Did you get to see it?" Hikaru asked me and I nodded. "A little bit. He even called me 'babe'." I smirked. "Aw, Kaoru." Hikaru laughed and hugged his brother and they looked so fucking cute together.
I was too happy.