A U T H O R ' S N O T E
Do not ask me what possessed me to write this because I have no idea.
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D I S C L A I M E R
All the views presented in this chapter are completely the author's and does not mean you have to agree. Just don't give me grief about how we share opposing views, kay?
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R A N D O M I N S P I R A T I O N A L Q U O T E
"You're an overcomer
Stay in the fight 'til the final round
You're not going under'
Cause God is holding you right now
You might be down for a moment
Feeling like it's hopeless
That's when He reminds You
That you're an overcomer
You're an overcomer"
- Mandisa, Overcomer
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Biana: So hard.
Keefe: And cold.
Fitz: And finger-pinchy.
Dex: And uncomfortable.
Sophie: *glares at her friends* And portable!
Keefe: *scoots off chair to sit on floor* Yeah. That too.
Dex: What's the point of portability if you can light leap with the chairs from place to place?
Sophie: *annoyed* Because humans can't light leap, Dex.
Biana: I still don't see why they didn't see fit to make these chairs padded though. *looks uncomfortable and gets up*
Sophie: It's called a steel folding chair for a reason.
Biana: *looks up* Why's that?
Sophie: *upset* It's made of steel!
Keefe: Well, whatever it's called, it's gotta be up there with casinos for "Pointless Things Humans Have Created".
Sophie: *defensively* It's not pointless!
Dex: How is it not pointless? *points to chair* It's completely inefficient! And has no comfortability whatsoever!
Sophie: *grinds teeth* That's because it's not supposed to be comfortable. It's supposed to compact together easily so they're easy to transport. *glares* Would you rather sit in an uncomfortable chair or on the ground?
Dex: On the ground of course. Elvin carpeting is designed to be soft and plush no matter what position you sit in.
Sophie: *raises hands in air* I give up! *storms out of the room*
*Awkward silence among the group*
Keefe: *attempting to make amends* *gets back on a random chair and attempts to get comfy* I guess it's kinda warm.
Biana: That's because I was just sitting on it!
Fitz: ... And it's not as finger-pinchy as I thought.
Biana: *sits back on a chair* *looks uncomfortable* And uh...I guess it's not that hard.
Dex: Well, for the record, it's still uncomfortable.
Fitz, Biana, and Keefe: *glare* DEX!
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