Dedicated to Eve_The_Spy because his/her (sorry, I don't know what your gender is) story "WAFFLE CONES" inspired me to make this story and also, my favorite convo-story or dialogue or whatever you call that type of story and seriously, Emily and Fletcher made me smile and squeal to death! Especially that time when they finally met! Aiiee~ you should read that story! I'm sure you'll love it! ♡
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1 MESSAGE RECEIVED
Today, 07:00 am
UNKNOWN NUMBER
hi, can you be my text mate?
ME
who's this and how did u get my number?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
can u guess who? 😜
ME
i'm not really in the mood for guessing games. just tell me who you are, and what you want from me.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
naww, don't be like that.
u r no fun, u know?
come on and just guess.
ME
no, thank u.
i'd rather not entertain a prankster.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
yet here u are, replying to my messages.
Today, 08:00 am
UNKNOWN NUMBER
and now u r not replying anymore. 🙄
aren't u even curious who's chatting u?
want me to give you a hint?
ME
fine. i'll play along.
give me some hint and i'll guess.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
we've known each other for years.
and I know a lot about you.
we were inseparable.
ME
how long do we know each other?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
if I answer that, then you'd be able to know easily which would be boring.
ME
do we go to the same class?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
you could say that.
ME
are u sure?
'cause I don't know anyone from our class for years which you claimed to be.
you're lying, weren't you?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
I didn' t say that I am from your class this year, didn't I?
ME
If that's true, which class?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
nope, I'm not answering that question.
here's another hint:
we were friends with benefits
and we often hooked up in secret
ME
i knew you're lying
the guts of you to lie when u actually didn't know me
I never hooked up with anyone in the past.
UNKNOWN NUMBER
I knew it.
ME
u knew what?
that u lied? 🤨
UNKNOWN NUMBER
I knew that you're boring which is why no one would want to hook up with you. 😂
or u're probably just bad at that.
ME
how could u open a conversation like this to a stranger? 🤦♂️
and hey, I'm not boring!
it's just that, I'm not into just hooking up
UNKNOWN NUMBER
sounds like an excuse to me 🤷♀️
I kinda want to set u up with someone I know
but first, lemme ask u: are u into boys or girls?
ME
does it matter? I am not going out on a date with whoever u want to set up me with you.
UNKNOWN
see? boring
ME
leave me alone, will you?
UNKNOWN NUMBER
you are fun to annoy so no.
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