Jeff: Yo mamma's so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck
Mariana: Yo mamma's so stupid she hit herself with a parked car.
Shawn: Yo mamma's so stupid the news said it was chilly and she ran outside with a bowl and spoon
Jeff: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to climb Mt. Dew
Mariana: Yo mama's so fat she walked past the T.V. and I missed 3 episodes
Shawn: Yo mama's so fat Godzilla said Sup 'ma
Jeff: Yo mama's so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to Fifty Cent
Mariana: Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need internet, she's worldwide
Shawn: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to schedule an appointment with Dr. Pepper
Jeff: Yo mama's so fat she invented global warming
Mariana: Yo mama's so fat she jumped in outer space and got stuck
Shawn: Yo mama's so chunky (lel wot m8?) she tried to get something out of her fridge and couldn't. <eliminateDED>
Jeff: Yo mama is bigger than Shawn <Winner>
Mariana: I'm not even gonna try after that