Kane Chronicles Joke Book

By SaRaH251280

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Title says it all! Hilarious Kane Chronicles moments awaits! More

Disclaimer and Authors Note
Household Objects
The God of Spit
Sunglasses
Rocks
Potatoes
Diplomatic Skill
Bebsi?
Rocks Part 2
The name Ptah
Sadie's brilliant idea
Rocks part 3
Bobby
Neck-butt
Captain Obvious
Skirt
Buttons
Property of Ra
Khonsu and Ren
Shadows
Rebirth
Ren
Duat Looks
Don't leave
Glowing eyes
Books
When they see the Kanes
-O
Ducks
Grave robbers
Uncle Vinnie
Chicken Form
Sarcasm
Poop
Pigeon Rule the World
Sleep
Like it's More Important
Battle, More of Like Dance!!
Media
Medea
Vs
Vs2
Drew
Baboon School
Media
Media
Media
Media
Media
Media
Media
Media... Again
Tyrant
Titles
Meanwhile
TSS
Mortals
Egyptologist Tips
The Kanes Christmas
Kane's New Year Special
Death
Sadie Style
Catty Side
Funeral
BAG
Drama
Dance
Lacy
Drew Tanaka
Worms for the ducks
Anubis
Quantum Physics
Media...
Boy
Countinuation of Part 75 - Boy
Shu
Shu 2
Shu 3
Shu 4
Shu 5
Banana Slug
Shu Airways
That wasn't a compliment
Chord
A Normal Day at Brooklyn House
Die, Daisies, Die!
The mummies
No wonder...
Imagine..
Piper McLean
Frank Zhang and Grover Underwood
Rick Riordan
My Pudding!
Flies
Great Honker
Talent Show
Career Day
Jason Grace
Disturber and Tempers
Poochiekins
Annabeth Jackso - I mean Chase, of Course - Annabeth Chase
Perseus Jackson

Allergic to you

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By SaRaH251280

Sadie: Walt's at home. I did tell him you'd be here. Funny, that didn't seem to motivate him much.

Drew: What a shame. You know, maybe he's not really sick. He might just be allergic to you, hon. That does happen. I should go to his place with some chicken soup or something. Where does he live?

{Me: What is it with Drew all like hon, hon. Eesh.}

She smiled sweetly. The idea of turning her into an earthworm was becoming more appealing.

Before I (Sadie) could do anything rash, a familiar voice said: Hello, Sadie.
The other girls let out a collective gasp. I turned and found that yes, indeed the god Anubis had crashed out dance.

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