Thanks to Applelady2 for the idea! :)
Summer, Ambriel, Jake, and Kylo Ren, a small group of Platypuses that know how to read.
Summer: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYYYYYYSSSSSS
Jake: Summer, what the heck do you want now?
Kylo Ren: Why is my name Kylo Ren
Ambriel: Ooooh, did she update?
Summer: SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT US!!!
Jake: what??
Summer: See? *shows them cover of I Like Platypuses*
Kylo Ren: Well would ya look at that
Summer: *jumps around Jake* WE'RE FAMOUS!!!
Ambriel: *fanplatypuses*
Jake: This is amazing! Our kind is finally on Wattpad!
Ambriel: You know what this calls for?
Summer: ...
Jake: ...
Kylo Ren: *sighs* a partyyy *pulls out lightsaber* Why do I own a lightsaber?
Summer: PARTYYYYYYY
Jake: We can have food and colored lights and everything!
Ambriel: Yeah, but there is one problem...
Summer: What?
Ambriel: We're going to have to wait until chapter 50.
Summer: Nuuuu! :(
Kylo Ren: Did she just...emoticon?
Jake: Yeah, she does that...
Summer: :D
Jake: ...I worry about her
Kylo Ren: And WHY DO WE OWN A LAPTOP