I spended my time for studying, just to do this!
I even lied to my parents just to write this... ;) But hey! I love anime, can't complain rite?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own ANY characters, JUst Akane. (well, for now).
Did I mention that this story is NOT only about a mash up of my favourite anime, but also cartoon, and RPG games (such as Finn and Jake or Mad Father) .
ENjoy!!!
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I stared at the TV, drooling and clutching my control as tight as I can, hoping for something good to happen. I felt my face heating up and my heart beating like its out of control.
"I-I didn't c-come here for you, I-I just thought that you needed company.."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I squealed while rolling on the floor, back and forth.
I stared at my game, an dating simulator game. Toujo is looking a hot as ever, especially when he is...BLUSHING!!!!
I felt something rolling down my nose and into my mouth. It tasted like blood. My perverted-self is in on mode.
"A-Akane...Th-there's been something that's been b-bothering me.." Toujo said as he blushed and looked away. His face is steaming like a tomato.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!" I shouted while I anime bleed. I love Toujo, (BTW, he's my boyfriend.) he is the most loyal and handsome boyfriend ever. We are the best couple, but the stupid twins keeps on bothering us! Its so annoying!
I pressed the x button and the next dialogue appeared. "I-I...." Toujo stuttered.
My face moved closer towards the tv screen, my eyes was as wide as the pacific ocean. I grabbed some tissues on my right, preparing for a nosebleed. I raised my finger, ready to click x and see what's going to happen.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
I groaned as I heard the knocking, I'm guessing that is Sawako, my trustee maid. I ignored her knocking and continued to stare at the tv screen.
"Lady Akane!, wake up!" Sawako shouted as she opened the door.
We stared at each other, and I could feel the annoyed aura coming from her.
. . .
"Hi, my beautiful, kind, caring Sawako-chan! <3" I said, with a cute voice, while slowly placing my controller on the floor and I think I was shaking. You don't want to see Sawako when she gets mad, its like a volcano eruption all over again!
Sawako looked down, with all the black and purple aura coming from her and giggled a little. "Hehe, so you WERE awake..." She said as she lifted her head a little and tilted it. She looked like a ghost in one of the horror animes I watched.
I just slightly nodded, still terrified of Sawako. I glanced at the tv with Toujo on it. I HAVE to switch it off, for my LIFE! I attempted to press the off button as soon as possible, but as I reached my hand out, out of nowhere a creepy looking hand grabbed my arm. I turned around and saw Sawako, with no pupils. I gulped.
~10 minutes later~
"Have fun at school~, Lady Akane! <3" Sawako said as she waved goodbye from the doorstep.
I was forced to go to school. Sucks. I think Toujo was about to confess! Eeeeeeep! I can't wait till' school is finished. But, reality shook me. "It barely started, idiot!"
I walked out of the mansion, and there were bodyguards surrounding the limo. I just shook my head at them, as a sign that I don't wanna ride in the limo. They nodded and saluted me. Life as a princess... Error! Anime princess.
I was thinking to walk this time, but I think I won't be walking ALONE. As I walked pass the limo, I turned around and spotted a few bodyguards behind some bushes, talking into their earpiece. They can't leave me alone for 1 minute!
At first, when Sawako said that we were going to have bodyguards, I thought that they were going to be hot, smexy and breathtaking views. But it was the exact opposite. Old, wrinkles and the worst part is, they could be my grandpa!
I began to slowly sprint. The faster I ran, the faster they ran. I started running like freakin Naruto when he's running away from Sakura! I did some things with my fingers and shouted with all my might. "FAST SPRINTING JUTSU!" Surprisingly, it worked.
I ran and ran and was almost out of breath. I think I lost them. But just for the sake of anime, I hid behind a tree. I looked around and saw that I was in a park but, that was not all. There was a mini-manga store about 3 meters away from me. Its either go and not be suspicious, or die a living hell.
I did some things with my fingers, again and shouted, "NOT SUSPICIOUS JUTSU!" I quickly pulled out a glasses-connected-with-a-moustache thing and wore it. I proudly stepped into the shop. This is totally gonna work.
~2 minutes later~
"AND STAY OUT!"
I was kicked out of the shop.
. . .
Pissed.
Fustrated.
Annoyed.
Kick.
I.
Need.
To.
Kick.
I tucked my hands into my pockets (took out my glasses of course) and started my invasion, towards planet EARTH. I was planning to keep my cool and walked calmly at first, when a delinquent looking man came up to me and said, "Strip."
I gave him my best and scariest glare. He looked scared, but whistled suddenly (Hmph, I guess his calling his friends).
A bunch of his 'workers' came holding pipes and bats, whatsoever. Where were we? We were in front of my school and this is called molest or rape or whatever. I am not in the mood to deal with this.
Akane pissed/cool mood on.
I laughed evily while creating a horrifying aura, that could even scare the living lights out of Sawako. The delinquents were looking scared, but this was just the beggining. I could sense that students in Ouran Highschool are watching this fight. Ouran? Ouran is the school I am gonna attend. I am soooo gonna get an awesome delinquent name, like 'Scary Hunter' or somethin, best first impression. I heard whispers coming from b1tchy girls, the one that stabs you in the back even though you're right there. Those girls' piss me off the most.
Akane pissed level : 30%
I can't take it anymore. I need to kick something. The delinquents decided to make the first move. Bad idea. They came closer to me to try and directly hit my head, as I was a girl, they thought I would fall for that.
I dodged their attacks and did the weakest punch I could towards the Captain of Delinquents's (their boss) face. Instantly, his face slammed towards the ground, hard. I yawned and said to them, "I am sleepy and pissed." I gave them a short glare, and they ran away, leaving their boss behind.
I crouched down to their boss, who is obviously knocked out, by who I wonder...? Oh, right it was me. He muttered, "Akane." under his breath. I wasn't shocked or anything, because according to my brain.
Akane Intelligence on.
His name is Aki. He is pissed with his name. He is also known as The Red Tiger, which is used for one of the toughest fighters in the country. He thinks he could just go up to any random woman and ask them to strip, since he is very well known, the women would obviously strip for him. He had a girlfriend whom he wanted to find for 10 years, her name was Akane Yamamoto. She suddenly disappeared when he proposed to her. So, all this while he wanted to search for Akane Yamamoto. And the strip? Was for fun. BTW, Akane Yamamoto actually died during a car crash and her body was never found. But, according to my calculations, her body is supposed to be in the bottom of a river, near the place where the car crash was.
Akane intelligence off.
Akane pissed level : 9%
Back to reality. I sighed. That was intense! I think that is enough of fighting! I am still pissed at these guys though! I stood up and looked at my new school, Ouran Highschool. Long time no see.
Akane pissed level: 100%
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Whew! that was freakin tiring! That's all ladies and gentlemen! See ya next Chap!