Kaneki: Hey Tsukiyama, I wanna put my kagune in your kakugan.
Tsukiyama: Mon dieu Kaneki, I didn't know you felt this way I-
Tsukiyama: Wait...
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Tsukiyama: .....
Tsukiyama: .....
Tsukiyama: Did you just say you want to stab me in the eye?!