[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya...

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#TERMS & AGREEMENT#
#RULES IN REQUESTING#
#Knowing with the Title's Sign#
CASTS
Welcome to Exonarios 2!
Exo in their New Year's Eve
As Sehun Hair Colors
EXO as a Psychopath
EXO doing 'Intimate Scene' with you in a movie
Parenting: Kris without Suho
[IMGN] OT12: YOUR OVERPROTECTIVE BROs
Moaning
You x Exo as Husband & Wife: Little Things
#A/N's NEW THANG#
What Exo Transforms into at a Full Moon
Love Me Kyungsoo Do - EXO
EXO as BF: Sporty Minnie
Pepero Game : HunHan
EXO as BF: Clingy Kyungie
EXO as BF: Dreamy Jongin
Toothbrush
EXO to 4L's MOVE mv
[IMGN] LQ: Kyungsoo x You
EXO as Pervy Patients to A Sexy Nurse
[IMGN] Sekai Chapter : 'Maknae'
Airplane Mode
EXO in the Lotte World
EXO as BF: Boy-Next-Door Boyfie Chany
Jonginus Horniyus
When Reader is new to their Place
Potato Rights by Exo-Ls
TroublEvil : ChenSoo
#EXO SONG PARODY REQUEST#
[N.A.S] Wattpad Eldest Daughter's Tag
#EXO SONG PARODY THIS WEEK UPDATE#
PlAyBOy by Exo-Ls
Exo watching 50 shades with their GF
You: Babe, I'm alone at home ;)
Exo if A/n wont update for too long
Call Me Baby by Exo
EXO Random
#A/N: Aigoo.. Me. Needs. Sleep.#
Bestfriend by Exo
Exo and You as one Family
Exo vs Sore Throat
[IMGN] Sehun as Bestfriend Random
I DON'T....EOMMAYA~
Exo Quotes 1
[S.C.] Happy Birthday DYO
Exo Quotes 2
If Kyungsoo was a Reaper
YOU as EXO Babies' Maid
Kai vs Luhan : Expect THAT!
ChanBaek LQ Be like~
[GMTM] = ̄ω ̄=
Final Chapter :(
Exo in a horror movie
Typical Exo
Exo Quotes 3
Exo to a Potato (You)
EXOxYOU in Fifty Shades of Grey Scenes
[IMGN] The Knock [YouxExoUB]
Exo Quotes 4
BaekSoo relationship be like...
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: XIUMIN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: TAO
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: SUHO
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: SEHUN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: LUHAN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: LAY
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: KRIS
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: KAI
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: D.O.
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: CHEN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: CHANYEOL
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: BAEKHYUN
[N.A.S.] Mian. Victim of Tag Again xD
#EXO SONG PARODY WEEK 2#
[SONG PARODY] Promise by EXO
EXO's kids caught them read/watching P***
Exo Quotes 4
Random Exo Squad
Exo vs The Person Insulting Them
Exo to KPP's Pon Pon Pon
I Don't DATE, I . .
Exo-Stans Sad Story In 4 Words
Exo Random
How I become ExoMembers in everyday life
Exo After Marriage
Exo Quotes 5
"Kindness"
Exo at the Last Day of School
[GMTM] How Will EXO Notice You
DID YOU KNOW??: Christmas Day
Exo at the Mall Random
Exo: I LOVE YOU until...
'BEST'
What EXO texts you @ 3am
#100th Chapter: Exo Poem by A/n#
Exo : Sleepover Time
[Song Parody] Lightsaber by Exo
[Song Parody] My Answer by Kim Junmommy
Playing a Board Game
Exo and Their Journal
"ThERe'S A SpiDEr!!"
Make Up Tutorial ft Beagle Liners
Exo as Teachers
[GMTM] Which Exonario's Readers are you?
You x Senpaibooty's Love Story
EXO if they has a crush on you
Without....
BaekXing: I'll be watching you
Why Chany's nominated in WGM?
Where is EXO when God showered 'Height'
Exo on a Chatbox
If Life Throws You Lemons...
[GMTM] Your Exo Label Name
Stick
Exo as Types of Students studying
Exo Random 123
Exo as Girls with their Prom Dress
Exo Random
When Exo reads BTS Random Scenarios
Short Horror Story - Exo
If you fall on your face..
Kai Random
EXO-L Life 101
Exo random
Exo x You this Valentines
When you're Late on ur Appointment w/ Them
When you do Aegyo to them
Suho To Exo
"Theirs"
Exo's Final Performance
Chanyeol >> Lily Maymac
PLEASE! DONT READ THIS POEM!
Exo during Dance Practices
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / Hi there
When Somebody Calls Them on Phone
KaiSoo ABC
XiuHanHun Song
TaoRisHo
ChenXing
ChanBaek
When You Found Out They Broke Something
#Author's note#
EXOkemon! 1
Tears
Exokemon #2
Exo on Valentines
Exo & Their Powers ft You
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Felipe Says: "Arriba! 18+ Ole!"
1+1=?
If I were a Girl..
How they remember people?
Lightsaber: Which force will Exo be with?
'Sometimes'
Stereotyping with EXO
'Water bottle'
When You're About to be hit by a Rushing Car
#A/N's Diary: </3#
'News'
'Truth'
[GMTM]: :)
If Exo works at Starbucks
Kaisoo Random
Kyungsoo Random
ImaKAIgine..
[IMGNVID] ChanSooBaek - Gotta Go My Own Way
When You Told Them You like Someone Else
Breath Prank
If you propose to them
[TXTNG] Sehun as Boyfriend
Exo's Replies when they're mad at you over Text
'Butterflies' Pick Up Line
[TXTNG] ChanKai moment
Maknaes & Dad vs Mom
The Decision
Scenario Photo: EXO RUNNING AWAY FROM U
I WANT TO ________ MY CRUSH
What are their FORTS made of?
#A/N Diary 124: KPOP GIF served!#
Kyung-Random
Titanic
3 Types of Maknaes: Contacts
"Awww.. That Puppy Is So Cute Oppa!"
Glorious Breasts
#SENPOITATO Fries corner#
XiuChen: 'I love you'
Exo x Disney Princess Crossover: MuHan
Dumb Dumb by Exo
If you're Exo's Killer..
Happy Int'l Women's Day!
[IMGN] After the Maze
Exo x You Married Life
Exo with Superpowers after Marriage
[IMGN] Testing your Perseverance
#Author's Letter#
Part 200

[Song Parody] #TeamBahay by EXO-L

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By senpoitato

Tone:  Baby Don't Cry
Situation: When Exoluxion is held at your country but you cant join :(

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:FYI Corner:

those who doesnt understand Tagalog(Philippine language)

#TEAMBAHAY - are the words combined using Team & Bahay... these are the types of EXO-Ls or KPOP fans or fans that who can't attend their idols personal meetings/appointments such as CONCERTS, fansigning, fan meeting so and so forth. This is the most painful and sorrowful team for some fans because mehh....

Authornim is also a TeamBahay... pfft.. Today is Exoluxion here in Philippines, we're breathing the same air, yet, THE FUCK!! WHY CANT I GO THERE!! I PROMISE! MY YEAR'S GOAL IS TO JOIN BTS' CONCERT HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES! I PROMISE!

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I'm alone in my room, deep in my thoughts
Coz today's the Exoluxion
You know that I can't believe that they're here
You know we're so close, yet we're so far

We're already breathing the same air
But I can't meet them because I am here

It hurts, reality hurts
Because I can't go into their concert

Chorus:
I'm #TeamBahay, tonight..
I'll be waiting for some updates
Here in my room, tonight
Some of my friends are going there..

Although I can't go into their concert
It hurts and I wanna be there
Baby #TeamBahay, Bahay....
Next time I wish I can go there. . too


(instruments)


They are so lucky that they're there
They can finally meet Exo
While I'm mourning in my room and feeling bitter
Coz I can't see my Exo Oppas~

When they sing, sun shine
They can touch their hands, and get closer to them
While I'm on, my phone home!
Mentally screaming inside! OH!

Chorus:
#TeamBahay, tonight..
I'll be waiting for some updates
Here in my room, tonight
Some of my friends are going there..

Although that I can't go into their concert
It hurts and I really wanna be there
Baby #TeamBahay, Bahay....
Next time I wish I can go there. . too

RAP:

My mama said NO so I have to shut up and listen to her
Since I have no money and haven't save anything even a little, yeah uhh.

I was not ready
Their concert was on January
Wanna Die!
Coz there's no chance for me to be there at the Exoluxion

Sob more... (baby)
No more....

It is too late and I have no chance to see them in this once-in-a-life-time-event

Sob more... (baby)
No more.... (A big why)

I hope they live stream their concert so I can cheer in my laptop alone in my room..

Bridge:

I see their updates, said they're at the concert now...
(Uhhhh Ooohhh HOH!)
Oh shit and oh why, are they so lucky to be there, WHY!?

I'm #TeamBahay (CRY!!!!) Tonight~
And there is no Live Streaming
Putah!!! I'm alone, tonight~
I wish I was at their concert!

Even though I'm at the farthest seat of the concert
It is fine as long I'm there...
So Team Bahay (DONT CRY~) HAAAAY!!!
I'm screaming infront of my lap...top.. 
(CCRRRRRRYYYY!!!)

Coda:
I was crying in front of my laptop (laptop)
We're already breathing the same air (falling down)
Where is the justice coz there's no live streaming
So I cry....cry..

(instrument)

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Idea from LadyNAGI_

okay. I'm very melancholic right now. 

Sorry for not being so active. :L

#BitterSenpoitato  #teamBahay #Bornonwrongcountrycode

*dramatically looking out the window with tears falling in my cheek*


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