[KRIS] Friends teasing/pairing me up with this beautiful human..
Me: "Sorry, but he's not my style.."
Me: *secretly followed him by my gaze*
Friends: *caught me, now with rape faces*
Me: "what?"
[XIUMIN] Passed a mirror after waking up..
Me: *astonished by my fresh potato morning face*
Me: *does Xiu's Buing2x* BUING BUING~
Me: EEEEEEHHHH.. I'm so cu--
Bro: *behind me* What the fu--
Me: *walks away like nothing happened*
[LUHAN] Received my allowance before going to school
Me: *passing my bro, showing off the money i have*
Me: I GOT THE GOOOOD, I GOT THE GOOD GOOD!
Me: *walking in swaeg douche bag*
Bro: -_-
[CHEN] Not into Drama..
Friends: *comforting a friend who's crying due to some break ups / issues*
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Them: *looking disturbed at me*
Me: *looks at them, took my earphones off*
Them:. . . .
Me: Oh.. Oh.. Sorry. I was watching EXO & BTS Cracks.. I mean--aww... You'll be okay girl.. :< I'm sure.
Me: *hesitantly+awkwardly caressing her*
[TAO] Walk into the grocery like..
Mom: Grab what you wanna buy but not too--
Me: OKAY!
/Eldorado chorus played in the BG/
Me: *grabs everything I need in mom's grocery cart*
Me: DONE! :D
Mom: ...
Mom: *grabs another empty cart instead, so done with her daughter*
Me: BUT YOU SAID--
[LAY] When I'm about to study for Math (Math is my mortal enemy)
Me: *looks at the equations*
Me: *tries to remembers equations*
Me: *trying to remember but failed*
Me: *draws smiley*
[SUHO] Heard lil brother cuss.
Me: HEY!
Bro: *wide eyes stared at me*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK! DID I JUST HEARD YOU CUSS YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT!!!?
[KYUNGSOO] Lil Bro didn't listen to me, after I called him so many times that food is ready.
Bro: Just a sec..
Me: I'm counting to three. 1....2...
Bro: WAIT! It's almost--
Me: *unplug the TV* ....3
Me: *leaving him with a done face*
[SEHUN] Hooters or admirers or threats or guys flirting with me personally or chat.
/personal/
Them: Hi there...
Me: *walk pass them, seen no one*
/internet/
Them: HI THERE ;)
Me: *seenzoned*
[KAI] Best of both worlds..
When I'm with Friends, Family, Relatives, to my Pet, and anybody I know:
Becomes Jongin.
When I saw a goodlooking person/ When I'm out walking alone surrounded by strangers:
Becomes Kai.
[CHANYEOL] Just being loud as fuck
Me: *screams like there's no heaven and hell at midnight*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dad: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Me: AAAAAHHHY LOST MY MIND.. Noreul choeummannasseultte~
Dad: GO TO SLEEP!!!!
[BAEKHYUN] Went to school and knowing there's no class..
Classmates: HEY YOU'RE LATE..
Me: AHHH YEAH KKAEBSONG..
Classmates: What are you s-- aww, anyway, there's no class hehehe. Bye.
Me: *leaved alone*
Me: Kamjak Noraesong~ :(
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