Aries: listens to music and plays an invisible guitar when the guitar solo comes on. Ends up slipping and getting a concussion
Taurus: plays with the shower head, getting frustrated because it's either ice cold or lava hot. Ends up getting so angry that they break the thing and storm out
Gemini: is in and out of the shower so they can do a specific hairstyle that they can only do when their hair is wet
Cancer: takes a hot shower so they can draw pictures of all their imaginary Senpai's on the steamed up glass
Leo: takes a long, luxurious bath like a king
Virgo: tapes their iPhone to the wall and watches Netflix while taking a relaxing bath
Libra: uses a bath bomb and does it wrong and somehow ends in burning all their hair off. Then curses eBay
Scorpio: is randomly dancing to no music and does the whip while in the shower. They kick the faucet and cut their foot and pretty much die (this actually happened to my friend)
Sagittarius: takes the longest shower in the world and only gets out once all the hot water runs out
Capricorn: thinking over their life choices and second-guessing all of them
Aquarius: sings and dances calmly but then hears their brother play the song Bohemian Rhapsody and gets so excited they almost break a leg (story of my life guys, story of my life)
Pisces: plays with some plastic toys in the bath and has so much fun and get so distracted that they don't even shower.