cobrakai1972: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
you: I don't celebrate Christmas asshole
cobrakai1972: oh oops I'm so sorry
cobrakai1972: so, like, what religion
you: I'm Muslim :)
cobrakai1972: ooh cool
cobrakai1972: I don't have a religion, I just worship myself
you: of course you do
cobrakai1972: what's that supposed to mean
you: that you're a lil bit narcissistic
cobrakai1972: ME? NARCISSISTIC? WTF BITCH GOODBYE
cobrakai1972: im joking please don't leave me you're my only friend
you: makes sense
cobrakai1972: wow true bff
you: I don't even know who you are
cobrakai1972: Malachai "Kai" Parker: sociopath, witch and incredibly hot. Born in 1972 but actually 22
cobrakai1972: your turn
you: I'm not telling a psycho my personal details wtf
cobrakai1972: ok rude