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Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You... Více

Well he has to get them somewhere
Goldfish is great
Gta 5 for beginners
Going skiing
Movies
Pokemon fanfictions
Little girl
Colourful Cube
Applause for dragons!
Babe (Httyd 2 spoilers)
Bread and fish
COD
Ear
Talking to one self
Jokes
Screaming random things when playing ps3 part1
Screaming random things when playing ps3 part 2
Fangirling over food
Well I'm Batman!
Hit in the head
Under the table
A new country
Voldenort
Misunderstanding jokes
This is one of the funniest disasters that have happened to me
Imagine it
I was asking my friend
Advise: strong language and pokemon
This song from big hero 6
That moment when your brain is on vacation...
Hitting on walls
How To Wear Glasses
Which book are you reading now?
When you invent words
I play games
Please say rhubarb
A random fact:
Camera camera in your hand (short)
Just a balerina (Another short)
Hamlet
Those glasses again!
Trying to stick a note at someones back
Question life
Let it fall!!!!!!!!!!! Ops...
Another fact: My fave candy
Time to gossip! Well it happened a little while ago now, but. Why not?
There are two kinds of friends
Adventure time!
Say you look fabolous to a stranger
Facebook groups and a short A/N
A piece of information you didn't need to know...
ZigZag
The worst thing my friends has ecperienced acording to them. Foul language!
It could contain kokain, right?
A turtle with stilettoes
Gum, gum, where are you?
Well thats deep
I'm back! With some short dirty jokes...
In sovjet russia [not mine, my friends meanings]
German class
It was cold
This is how girls work
Do you wanna play? Fck no! I take the toys!
Getting a snap like this
If you wondered
This is normal
Snowbathing=blood
This conversation is real (It even has mistakes!)(copy-paste from messenger)
Chapter 69
Urge!
The chair...
Hello? Hello?
You forgot your phone
The scariest part of being a swimming teacher...
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my bones just got a whole new meaning
That moment
Doing math... This is our faces
Aot/Snk
Mø, is how norwegian cows do it
Swag
In my bed
That akward moment when...
Trying to do math
My scouting trip funny happenings part one
My scouting trip funny happenings part two
Money money money
Listen
I AM YOUR FATHER! I'M BACK!
Killing da dragon
I meet Elsa and Anna!
Why? Just why did you climb that mountain? Too fall down...
Today we snowbathed
Easter
Getting married
In the staircase
iPhone V.S floor
I don't bowl
Cute moment
Sad moments
Things I noticed when in UK
So tired... I stuck my face in the handrail at the stairs
Trying to sleep in class
I feel so smart now
My mom did this
Remarks, what is the weirdest one you have?
Getting laid:
Being a fan of something
English quotes
Questions. And weird ones.
Parfume
Sleepingbags, what are they good for? Wormfights!!!!
Thats me
Attractions
Noting beats dancing
Illuminati confirmed
Scouting trip again people!
Weird questions again, but asking a friend this time
Mah brothers
Exams
My thoughts
Am I the only one?
Fotball
Why I don't say hi
Last day of school
Takin' picture at bathrooms
Have you ever like..?
I just wanted to show you this picture
My Toothless plush
Barcelona!
My experience with Barcelona
Tv appered
Poop life hack
Water slides
The water slides
Homocables, straightcables
Just a note to all httyd fans
My friend traveled to Japan
Needless to say
Scaring the hell out of people
Make those around you happy
A/N
Zombies
Frisbee
Automatic doors
Wedding
Why I need serious help in german
Have you got those days?
Norwegian adds
Hospital a/n
Getting your life back on track
Well well well (imagine a well)
Beeing the only cosplayer
Kahoot
Randomness
Ohh
Mountains
Bylan
you should seriousely watch this
Madness
Boyfriend
The struggle
Just a nice picture
Random chat
Enter
Ah person?
My hating...
If you thought I had bad jokes
Pant strings
Presents
Making those around you happy - part 2
My weird school
X-mas committee
star wars
Flying sexsnakes
X-mas is around the corner
Best x mas stories
New year
P.E
the red button
I'm not so into makeup 'Orly'
Welcome to Hell
Major update
Me getting presents:
Life hack: how to get followers
Aww. Norwegian tried to explain what "Jeg er glad i deg" means
School lunsj
Most exiting thing (includes Cheese)
vampires
burn in the snow
Big update!
breakdancing Toothless
Words from norwegian that means something entirely else in english
Leaf me alone!
Skiing and my boring life
So my life has been eventful, but not that funny... I think
Challenging my friend to ski with his pants down
My feel
What have I done now? Some got related stuff too.
Last chapter

lets play a game

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Od hjerterdame

I just wanted to show you this random picture. Hope it for one uploads it has a tendens not to.

Now that I'm 17 the only songs I sing are dancing queen and that song where the singer asks if we are human or dancers.

Also my teachers still dont understand why I dont take this question seriousely:

Sin (3,14)
(Geometry the keyword; try)

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