Derek POV
I listened to Cora tell me all about her trip over the phone. She was spending the summer in Italy for some internship she managed to get. She spent forever telling me all about the area and how excited she was to be there. I laughed at her enthusiasm.
"Well, I have to go. Early morning tomorrow. I'll call you soon." She sang. "I love you, big brother."
"I love you too, Cora."
I sighed setting my phone on the counter and opened the fridge. The pack was supposed to come over today for a bonding weekend and a small meeting. Scott and Isaac were in the living room doing who knows what as we waited for the rest of the pack to get here.
I heard Scott laugh loudly and Isaac respond with "What's so funny?"
"Stiles. He made some stupid blog online that he set to private so only he can read it and he's sending me his posts. He's writing about Derek."
"Derek? Why?" Isaac laughed.
"I don't know. He titled it 'How to Keep Your Alpha Happy' and so far he's listed every single way he can think of to annoy Derek. It's actually funny. Maybe I'll convince him to show us when he gets here."
Stiles is writing about me? In some stupid private blog? Why?
I walked into the living room making the two stop talking on the couch. Scott focused back on the message from Stiles and Isaac started flipping through channels on the TV.
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The pack all arrived around the same time as normal, the pizza's already on the way. Stiles walked in with his nose in his phone and his laptop wrapped in his arms with the charger dangling from his fingers. He let out a long breath through his nose like he was laughing before he sat on the floor and plugged his laptop in. He looked up at the pack with his dopey smile and blurted "So, what's the haps?"
"Don't say that." Jackson growled.
Stiles rolled his eyes turning his attention to me. "Sourwolf." He smirked. "Looking extra broody today."
"Shut up." I shot back.
"Awh, does this mean no cuddles during the movie?" He asked placing a hand over his chest in mock hurt.
I rolled my eyes going to answer the door when the bell rang. I heard Stiles following me. I knew it was him because he always hummed near me. It's annoying. I growled at him setting the pizza boxes on the counter.
"What do you want?" I snapped.
"Oh, nothing." He smirked wrapping his arms around me.
"Get. Off."
"You know you love my hugs." He said letting go. "Don't be such a sourwolf."
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After the meeting I noticed Stiles typing away on his laptop. He kept glancing up at me and laughing. I watched him pick up his phone and type out a message before tossing it to the floor and continuing with his typing.
Scott snorted from the couch. "If you don't, I'll do it myself."
Stiles smiled to himself. "Already done."
"What are you guys talking about?" Lydia asked.
"Oh, nothing. I'll show you later." Stiles smiled, his typing not faltering once as the conversation went on.
"Is it what you told me earlier?" Isaac asked getting a nod from Scott.
"Oh my god! You told him!?" Stiles yelled, hands slamming down on his keyboard.
"Sorry, I had too."
"Did not." Stiles sighed. "Whatever. I'd end up showing him anyways. Probably before you."
"You wouldn't dare." Scott shot back.
Stiles smirked "Try me."
"He already showed me." Allison laughed.
"Seriously!?" Scott yelled.
"Will you guys shut the hell up?" I snapped.
"What's your problem?" Stiles asked setting his laptop on the floor in front of him.
"You're seriously so annoying." I groaned getting up from my spot.
"Are you on your period?" Stiles yelled making me growl. He chuckled. "Is it the cramps? Are they that bad?"
"Stiles."
"Don't worry Der, we'll go get you some chocolate to soothe that craving of yours." He said closing his laptop and getting up. "I'll make sure to grab the Tampons for and extra heavy flow too. Looks like you need it." He smirked walking past me.
I pushed him against the wall. "Why?"
"I'm just trying to help." He almost sounded genuine. Almost.
"Do you have a death wish?"
"No, not at the moment. Although, getting ripped apart by you in a different way doesn't sound too bad." He winked.
I closed my eyes, let out a deep breathe, and dropped him back to the ground.
"You know you want to." He whispered.
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Yeah, sure." He said pecking my cheek and strolling into the kitchen.
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Stiles left his laptop and phone discarded on the floor deciding it was time for a movie. The pack hadn't said much since earlier but hummed in agreement when Stiles brought up this topic. He pushed me into the kitchen to help with snacks as the others fought over what movie to watch.
I started pulling some bowls from the cupboard when I felt Stiles bite my shoulder.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Biting you." He said finding a spot further down my arm to attach himself.
"Stop. It. Now."
"No." He smirked grabbing onto my hand and biting it.
"Stiles!"
He shrugged with a small huff and turned to pull the first bag of popcorn out of the microwave.
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During the movie Stiles decided to squish himself up next to me as close as he possibly could get. He was basically in my lap by the end of it. He stared at me while Jackson switched the movies fighting with Isaac about what to watch next.
"What?" I groaned pushing him away. He smiled and moved back grabbing onto my hand. "No." I pulled my hand away just for him to replace it. "Oh my god." I sighed. He continued staring not saying a word, a small fond smile plastering his face. "What. Do. You. Want?"
He shrugged pressing a kiss to my cheek and resting his head on my shoulder. I rolled my eyes as Jackson and Isaac finally stopped arguing. The movie hit the title screen when Stiles threw his legs over mine and plopped a bowl of popcorn in his lap.
"Stiles." He looked up at me. "Get off me." He snorted grabbing a piece of popcorn and shoving in my face. He raised his eyebrows pushing it against my lips until I ate it. "You're a fucking pain." I groaned seeing him smile and grab a piece for himself. By the end of the movie Stiles was asleep, the bowl of popcorn basically spilling over on both of us.
He let out a sigh in his sleep curling into me more, I'd be lying if I said I hated it. I looked up to seeing Lydia and Allison had managed to stay awake through the two movies while the boys were, if not already sleeping, pretty damn close.
"Do you care if we watch The Notebook, Derek?" Allison asked quietly.
"No, that's fine."
Lydia smiled. "This is why you're my favorite."
I laughed a little setting the bowl of popcorn on the floor and moving Stiles. He woke up a little pouting at me as I got up. "Come back." He whined his head falling against the cushion where I was just sitting. I rolled my eyes walking into the kitchen.
"You know he pushes your buttons because he likes you, right?" Allison said walking into the kitchen behind me to get a glass of water. I shrugged as she continued. "You heard about his stupid blog right?" She laughed.
"Yeah." I said leaning against the counter with a beer in my hand. She let out a puff of laughter.
"You should look at it sometime."
"Isn't it private?"
"All you have to do is get on his laptop. His password is literally sourwolf."
I laughed. "Seriously?"
She shrugged. "I mean, anyone outside the pack wouldn't guess it so I guess it's kind of clever." She smiled at me. "Look at it. It's kind of cute honestly." She said walking back into the living room.
I walked back into the living room to see Stiles sitting up trying his best to stay awake. "We watch this movie every week." He yawned.
"Shut up. You were sleeping two minutes ago." Lydia said.
He yawned again. "It's a cute movie." He muttered tiredly.
He watched me sit back down next to him and smiled. "Hi, Der."
"Hi, Stiles." I rolled my eyes wrapping an arm around him and pulled him back into my side. He let out a happy squeal wrapping his arms around me.
Allison looked at us and chuckled.
He's kind of cute when he's tired.
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The girls fell asleep during The Notebook. Stiles fell back asleep not even a half hour into the movie. He shifted so he was laying on Scott on the opposite end of the couch. I figured, with the pack asleep, now was as good of a time as any to see what was so important with this stupid blog.
I opened his laptop typing in the password Allison told me seeing it open straight to his blog.
How to Keep Your Alpha Happy
Was written in big bold letters followed by a list of things.
1. Call him names. I prefer Sourwolf because he's a sour werewolf and he hates it when I call him that.
2. If you can find anyway to make him blush, do it. All the time. Kissing him on the cheek seems to work well.
3. Tell him he's broody. He hates it. A lot.
4. Talk about cuddling in front of the pack. He doesn't cuddle. Unless by force.
5. Hugs. Lots and lots of hugs.
6. If he's moody ask him if he's on his period. It's funny to see him get all flustered.
7. Don't forget to kiss his cheek.
8. Bite him. It's kinky.
9. Force him to cuddle during movie nights.
10. Stare at him. Just do it. Don't even say anything.
11. Feed him.
12.
The list went unfinished as he was obviously still adding to it. I huffed out a laugh and added a new post to the blog.
Stiles POV
I woke up seeing it was still dark out. The next thing I noticed was Derek wasn't next to me anymore. I sighed seeing my laptop was wide open the light from it illuminating the wall. I scrunched my eyebrows together getting up and looking at it.
Written across the top in big letters was:
How to Keep Your Human Happy
1. Pretend that the names he calls you bug the hell out of you even if you actually like them.
2. When he kisses you on the cheek, resist the urge to kiss him on the lips. Don't. Do. It.
3. Be extra broody when he's around just so he can comment on it.
4. Act like you hate cuddling so he cuddles with you more.
5. Pretend that you hate everything about life when he hugs you.
6. Don't ever ask me if I'm on my period again. That actually pissed me off.
7. Don't. Kiss. Him.
8. Show him how to actually be kinky.
9. Let him cuddle up to you during movie nights and pretend you hate it.
10. Stare at him when he's not staring at you. Just because he's gorgeous.
11. Let him feed you.
12. Don't let him know how much you like him. Ever.
I stared at my laptop with a smile on my face. That idiot. I closed my laptop and grabbed my phone seeing the little blue light flash telling me I had a text. I sighed unlocking my phone and seeing Derek's name pop up.
'I know you're awake. Come upstairs and cuddle. Or don't. It's not like I like it. ;)'
I laughed and plugged my phone in before pushing myself off the floor and climbing the stairs to his bedroom. I pushed the door open and closed it behind me. Derek was laying in his bed with nothing but his boxers on.
"Get over here, idiot." He said, no heat behind his words.
I smiled walking over. He sat up pushing me back up.
"Jeans off."
"Oh..."
"You can put on my sweatpants if you want, I'm not cuddling with you in jeans though."
"Why not?" I laughed.
"It's uncomfortable?"
I sighed pulling off my jeans and climbed next to him. "I knew you liked me."
"mmm, no, I don't." He said pulling me on top of him.
"Do too."
"Stiles,"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up." He said kissing my head.
I smiled. "I like you too, Der."
I honestly feel like I'm dying. Nbd though. It's cool.