"Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am."
- L u n a L o v e g o o d
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"You know, I had an idea, and I was wondering if-"
"What?"
"I was wondering if, you know, you w-wanted to, um, read it with me? We, c-could, you know, meet, and r-read it together... if you w-want to, I mean!" *blush*
*bursts out laughing* "Wait, hold up, Wizard Boy. You're asking me if I want to read it with you? Who do you think I am?"
"I-it was j-just an idea!" *pouts*
"Are you freaking serious right now? I didn't even want to read it by myself! What made you think I wanted to read it with ANOTHER PERSON?"
"If you didn't want to read it with me, you could've just said so directly. I mean, it's not like I care or anything!"
"If you didn't care, then why did you ask?" *snickers*
"I-it was just an idea, okay?!?!?! You didn't need to hurt my feelings by acting... acting... like that!"
"I hurt your feelings?"
"N-no! I don't care! I didn't want to spend time with you anyway! Just... just forget about it, okay?"
"Oh my god, I did hurt your feelings! You are adorable, Wizard Boy."
"A-adorable? You really think so?"
"No, of course not!"
"I should've known! I am so-"
"Calm down, I was just joking. You really are adorable."
"So... does that mean you'll read it with me?" *is feeling hopeful*
"..."
"Hello? Are you still there?"
"Yeah... I will, Wizard Boy. But only because you're asking me to, not because I like you or anything! So don't get any ideas!" *blush*
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I mean, um, okay. Meet me near the Eiffel Tower, will ya? Tomorrow? At 4:00 pm?"
"Whoa, hold on! How did you know I live in Paris? Do YOU live in Paris?"
"Well, your phone area code and mine are the same, so I thought-"
"Oh, right. Um, I'll see you tomorrow, then."
"Yeah, tomorrow."
"Tomorrow..."
"..."
"..."
"Uh, bye, I guess." *is internally dying with joy*
"Bye..." *is also internally dying with joy*
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I am SO sorry for the late update! And, I honestly thought that was the most adorable chapter I've written so far! What are your thoughts?
- W i n n i e