♈Aries -
Shoplifting.
♉Taurus -
Murdering your mother.
♊Gemini -
Skinny dipping.
♋Cancer -
Drowning your sisters baby.
♌Leo -
Adultery.
♍Virgo -
Being a homosexual.
♎Libra -
Committing a high school massacre.
♏Scorpio -
Claiming you saw a UFO.
♐Sagittarius -
Fraud.
♑Capricorn -
Kidnapping children.
♒Aquarius -
Lying excessively.
♓Pisces -
Being in a mixed race relationship.