The Power Of The Sinnamon Roll
@coop_mcfadden: IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
@coop_mcfadden: CARTER JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE
@stilesstilinski: SHES THREE DAYS LATE @coop_mcfadden
@coop_mcfadden: @stilesstilisnki She's crying on the floor listening to the labyrinth soundtrack
@maliatate: Who's David Bowie @coop_mcfadden
@itscarterbitch: @maliatate HOW DONYOU NOT IM
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@stilesstilinski: YOURE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO HAS WATCHED THE LABYRINTH
@itscarterbitch: I LEGIT GREW UP ON THAT MOVIE
@itscarterbitch: I HAVE IT ON FUCKING VHS
@stilesstilinski: LYDIA JUST STARED AT ME WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THE MOVIE
@itscarterbitch: HELL TEHY PROBABLY HAVENT EVER WATCHED THE NEVER ENDING STORY EITHER
@stilesstilinski: THEY HAVENT
@stilesstilinski: THEYRE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT
@itscarterbitch: YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
@stileststilinksi: WHAT BABE
@itscarterbitch: THE BABE WITH THE POWER
@stilesstilinski: WHAT POWER
@itscarterbitch: THE POWER OF VOODOO
@stilesstilinski: WHO DO
@itscarterbitch: YOU DO
@stilesstilinski: HE WHAT
@itscarterbitch: REMIND ME OF THE BABE
@stilesstilinski: holy shit did we just bond
@itscarterbitch: I think we did
@stilesstilinski: does that mean you'll stop calling me bitch squealer
@itscarterbitch: Not a chance
@stilesstilinski: figured as much
@itscarterbitch: also, tell anyone about this and I kill you
@stilesstilinski: noted
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@itscarterbitch: hey loser
@itscarterbitch: why tf are you flirting with bitch squealer
@itscarterbitch: he's lame
@marareece: But you "bonded"
@itscarterbitch: brb I'm gonna go commit homicide
@marareece: NO
@marareece: HES TOO CUTE TO DIE
@itscarterbitch: MARA WTF EW
@itscarterbitch: he can't even bowl
@itscarterbitch: he's friends with COOPER
@marareece: so are you??
@itscarterbitch: I've seen the darkest parts of cooper I'm stuck with him
@itscarterbitch: STAY AWAY FROM BITCH SQUEALER HES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
@marareece: hmm
@marareece: nah
@itscarterbitch: bitch squealer squared
(@stilesstilinski was added to the group chat)
@itscarterbitch: MARA
@marareece: 😇
@stilesstilinski: this is it
@stilesstilinski: this is the day I die, isn't it?
@itscarterbitch: see you in hell fam
@marareece: I'll be in heaven
@marareece: bc I'm an angel
@itscarterbitch: honey, lying is a sin
@stilesstilinski: well, Mara can be my sinnamon roll
@itscarterbitch: I will drive across the fucking border and castrate you
@stilesstilinski: that's my cue
(@stilesstilinski has left the group chat)
@marareece: why do you always do this
@itscarterbitch: its what I do
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Not edited as always lolol
Dedicated to ZayumMrCam bc Mara is the main character in her new stiles fic "on twitter" and Carter's cousin
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