Ben : *happily goes to fridge and takes ice cream from the freezer* *opens it* *sees that it's almost completely empty* *smile drops* *yells* WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEBODY ATE HALF MY ICE CREAM! JEFF!! JACK!!
Jack : *runs in* WHAT HAPPENED.
Jeff : *runs in and glances at jack*
Ben : *angry voice* one of y'all ate my ice cream!
Jeff : *gets mad* What's up?
Jack : *glances at jeff*
Jeff : *hella mad voice* How do you know I ate it!
Ben : I NEVER SAID YOU ATE IT, I SAID ONE OF YALL ATE IT!
Jeff : *dumbfounded look on his face*
Jack : YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Ben : I AIN'T CALMING DOWN, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IT HAPPENED!
Jack : I CANT BELIEVE YOU FLIPPING OUT OVER ICE CREAM! ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER ICE CREEEAM!!
Ben : I DONT CARE ABOUT THE ICE CREAM! *almost out of breath* I CARE ABOUT THE PRINCIPAL!!!!
Jeff : biTCH FUCK YO PRINCIPAL! I WANT AN APOLOGY!
Ben :*high pitched voice* FOR WHAT!
Jeff : *mimics him in the same voice making a hella angry face* FOR WHAT? FOR ACCUSING *points to himself* ME!
Ben : MAN FUCK YO APOLOGY! ONE OF YALL BETTA FESS UP! *pauses* *serious tone* or we ain't friends anymore.
Jeff : *fake sad voice* Oh my god we're not friends- FUCK YOUR FRIENDSHIP THEN!
Jack : nnoOOOOOO! I DONT LIKE IT! I DONT BELIEVE THIS SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO END OUT FRIENDSHIP OVER ICE CREAM!
Ben : ONE OF YALL BETTA TELL ME WHAT I WANNA HERE! *grabs phone out of pocket* or I'm calling the cops
Jack : you'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Ben : NO! ONE OF YALLS A BURGLAR!
Jack : PUT THE PHONE DOOWN!
Jeff : look it herE YOU PUNK BITCH! CALL THE COPS THEN CAUSE I AINT GOING SAY SHIT!
Ben : IM CALLING *dials 911* *holds phone to ear*
Dispatcher : 911 emergency
Ben : THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! ONE OF MY ROOMMATES IS A BURGLAR!
Dispatcher : what did they steal?
Ben : MY ICE CREAM
Dispatcher : ice cream?
Ben : YES!
Dispatcher : *hangs up*
Ben : *dumbfounded* *yells into the phone* FUCK THE POLICE! AGHH! *puts phone into the freezer*
All of them : *silent*
Ben : OH WE GOING TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT! *picks up a knife all of a sudden*
Jeff : OH! *grabs knife* YOU WANNA GET GANGSTA IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER CUZ! We can do this shit- crypts all day.
Jack : PUT THE KNIVES DOWN ITS JUST FUCKING ICe cream.
Ao : *walks in* OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!
Ben : *grabs ao's head and slams it on the counter, aims knife at her head* WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM!
Ao : OH MY GOD, *screams* YOURE CRAZY!!
Ben : I CANT TRUST ANYBODY
Jack : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!
Ben : I CANT TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY JACK!
Jack : WHHAAAT?
Jeff : MAN FUCK YO GIRLFRIEND! I HATE HER SHAVED ASS FUCKING LOP SIDED TITTY BITCH! I DON'T CARE! I ain't going to say shIIT!
Ao : WHAT! FUCK YOU, YOU GORILLA!!
Jack : FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU! YOU AND BEN HAVE LOP SIDED TITTIES!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
Ben : FUCK EVERYBODY WHO ATE MY COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM!
Jack : cookies and cream? COOKIES AND FUCKING CREAM?! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUSTSAIDCOOKIESANDCREAM! CANT YOU SEE- OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT YOUR- ASHKLSSJKAKA! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOURE FUCKING EYEBALLS IT SAYS VANILAAAaaa!!
Ben : *checks the ice cream* *smiles innocently at them, even though he knows he's going to get his ass beat* *laughs awkwardly* My-my bad. *continues to laugh awkwardly*
Ao : *grabs knife*
Sam : *grabs a shit ton of knives*
Jeff : *grabs his knife*
Jack : *grabs bananas*
Ben : M-my bad *opens freezer, hides behind the small door*
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bruh I was trying so hard not to laugh while doing this and I failed miserably
this is based on a jkfilms skit called "Ice Cream" and watching it is actually more fucking hilarious than just reading it on here (it's in the multimedia)
I also changed up some wording so that some lines can fit the c&b characters
so yea
this chapter is really long
hopefully it makes up for all the really short and not really that funny updates c: