Hey Girl, Whatcha Doin'?
(Tbh I just wanted an excuse to put a SAB convo in here. These are honestly our conversations word for word except our names I cry)
@itscarterbitch: I SHIP SHMIDT AND CECE SO MUCH I CRY
@sighkat: MYWABYE SYO
@sighkat: KYNBABIES
@itscarterbitch: THEY BROKE UP
@itscarterbitch: CECE JUST NEED TO TELL HIM HOW SHE FEELS IM SOBBING
@sighkat: SKFKAKKDLA
@itscarterbitch: NICK IS HAVING LOVE TROUBLE BEVSUSE HE LOVES JESS
@itscarterbitch: TBH I LOVE THE CRAZY RUSSIAN
@sighkat: KDKAKF I CRY
@itscarterbitch: YES JESS DUMP RUSSEL AND HAVE DATE NICK
@sighkat: I NEED TO SLEEP
@itscarterbitch: HOW DID SCHIMDT BREAK HIS DINGALING
@itscarterbitch: CECE ADMITTED HER FEELINGS AND I SCREAMED
@itscarterbitch: "CARTER SHUT UP" -my mom from downstairs
@sighkay: IM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT CAR ENJOY NEW GIRL
@itscarterbitch: GOODNIGHT BBY
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@itscarterbitch: BABE
@sighkat: WHT
@itscarterbitch: WHY TF IS NICK MOVING IN WITH CAROLINE
@sighkat: JUSRNWAIT
@itscarterbitch: "Welcome back you clown" I SCREAMES
@sighkat: NEW GIRL ISNLIFE
@itscarterbitch: IM SO
@sighkat: SAME
@itscarterbitch: NICK CANT DANCE WTF
@itscarterbitch: SEASON TWO LEGGO
@sighkat: "why are you laughing"
@sighkat: "are you making fun of me"
@sighkat: "i swear to god katherine"
@sighkat: ok mom
@itscarterbitch: okay same
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@itscarterbitch: "KAT KAT I NEED TO MESSAGE KAT OH MY GOD"
@itscarterbitch: "Carter what the fuck is wrong with you"
@itscarterbitch: "I NEED TO FANGIRL TO KAT"
@itscarterbitch: "Who's Kat?"
@itscarterbitch: "MY FRIEND WHO GOT ME HOOKED INTO THE SHOW AND THE TWO CHARACTERS ARE SO IN LOVE AN-"
@itscarterbitch: "Get out."
@sighkat: HAHAHAHAHAO JUMNHO
@itscarterbitch: BUT NICK WANTED TO KISS JESS I SWEAR
@itscarterbitch: "Not like this"
@itscarterbitch: HOLY SHIT DIDO
@itscarterbitch: EBGDJNEIEOSD BXSHSNJSJ
@itscarterbitch: TEHYRE KISSING BDBDUKABEHEH
@itscarterbitch: IIM SHAKING ISNEHID
@itscarterbitch: IM SO KAAT
@itscarterbitch: SKDNSOOEBS IM CRYO IM NINB
@itscarterbitch: I ANT FEEL MY FACE
@sighkat: I HMTNGOD
@sighkat: THE PIVOTING MOMENT
@sighkat: ITS HAPPENIGN
@itscarterbitch: "Carter chill out" NO MOM
@sighkat: NOW ISNT THE TIME
@sighkat: MY OTP IS HAVING A MOMENT
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@maliatate: I'm worried about Carter
@maliatate: she left me a voicemail last night crying about "ness"
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Edited for once, because all those typos actually happened
I SHORTENED SM OF THE END WOW SARAH OUR CONVOS HAVE A LOT OF GIBBERISH I CRY
Anyways, I feel like we need more crazy fangirling Kat + Carter instead of sadness BC yes.
I don't think I'll ever forgive Sarah for showing me New Girl I'm ruined
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