*sniffs sniffs* "What the he---WHY AM I SMELLING BURNT RICE!!"
Kyungsoo risen up from his grav---from his bed with the smell of burnt rice coming outside of his room. His room is dark but the lights were out. Hovering his hand at his dark room to find the switch and finally he found it.
"What the hell is going on!?"
He tried to open his door but upon opening it, there's another door. He keeps on opening it until the door becomes smaller and smaller and smaller until is as small as his foot.
"What the fuck.." he looked at the door confusingly.
And he finally reached at the last door and when he opened it.. It was Jongdae's picture.
"KIM JONGDAE!!!!!!!" Kyungsoo screaming at his room!
Everyone paused at what they're doing at their home, outside's Soo's room.
"He woke up?" Suho gasped.
"NO HYUNG! LITERALLY KYUNGSOO IS ASLEEP, HE JUST SCREAMED MY NAME LIKE HE WANNA STAB ME WITH A TOOTHPICK RIGHT?????" Jongdae replied.
"HEY! Don't answer Hyung like that!" Kai screamed.
"WELL IF YOU DIDN'T BURNT WHAT YOU'RE COOKING!! HE MIGHT BE STILL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!!" Chen replied.
"WELL! DONT SCREAM TO JONGIN LIKE THAT!" Chanyeol screamed to Jongdae.
"OHHHH!! I'M SO SCARED SATELLITE!!" Chen.
"DONT SCREAM TO CHANNY BITCH!" Baek.
"BITCH!? SORRY BUT IT'S YOUR NAME, NOT MINE!!" Chen.
"Why are you guys screaming? ehehehe" as Lay interferes who's been wrapped up with the decors.
"SHUT UP!!!!" as everyone have been pressured they even unconsciously screamed to Lay who is their baby uni co or ny~
"DONT SCREAM AT MY YIXING HYUNG, YOU FUCKERS!!!!" Chen defended Lay.
"It's okay hehehe. Atleast---wait. Why am I decorating again?" Lay.
"Okay. Back to work. As long he's there, we can prepare." Suho hurriedly replied.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!" as Kyungsoo kept screaming from his room.
Sehun and Tao who were not helping in decorating and preparing for Soo's birthday party, were the one who's been guarding Soo's room whenever he might escape.
Tao crept next to Sehun. Trembling.
"Why are you vibrating?" Sehun asked.
"Hyung is scaring me." Tao replied.
"Pffft. Remember, we're taller than him, and he's inside." Sehun replied.
"I COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING HEAR YOU MAKNAE FAGGOTS!! GET ME OUT OF HERE OR YOU'LL REGRET THIS DAY!!" Kyungsoo screamed.
"SESE~ T^T" Tao trembling.
"Chill.." Sehun relaxingly answered. "He will blame Baekhyun Hyung after I told you to put his picture at the end door.. Right?"
"Oops..."
"Why oops?"
"I put Chen Hyung's face instead of---"
"Ohh...That's why he screamed for Jongdae."
The maknaes stared at Jongdae.
"WHAT??" Jongdae asked. Sese just waved him coldly and so as Tao.
"WHY ARE YOU WAVING AT ME?!"
"Because you're going to d--" Sehun covered Tao's mouth. "Nothing. Just waving you from here. Fighting Hyung."
"Oh, okay. So sweet of you two." then Chen goes back at decorating.
The maknaes rolled their eyes and continued guarding Soo's door.
Everything was all set. Black decors. Black everything. Black wardrobes. The foods, uhh.. We're just right. The place is clean, thanks to Minseok who's the general in cleaning. Everything were evil and not like to their liking.
"Are we attending a funeral?" Lay.
"Shhh... It's for Kyungsoo, we sho--" Luhan answered.
"OH MY GOD! HE DEAD!?" Lay.
facepalmed. "No, It's his birthday right now, you know Soo." Kris.
"AHHHHH.. I thought so, so.. why is---everything black? Funeral?" Lay.
Baek: "Hyung....for the second time you'll ask again..i'll....i'll...."
Chan: "Baaaacon.. Chill? It's hyung? Yi----xing?"
Baek: "'l'll never gonna let you . . . cometomygrandma'shouse"
Lay: "Wha----*gasps* THAT'S THE CRUELEST THING A PERSON SAID TO MY LIFE!!!" Lay walked out crying and left.
Exo: BAEKHYUN!!!
Baek: WHAT!?
As they're all gathered up in the living room, Kyungsoo break the door with a smoking running chainsaw.
Exo:"KYUNGSOO!"
"I SAID YOU'RE SO--"
Exo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYUNGSOO SSI~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!
Kyungsoo: *lowered down his chainsaw, turned it off*
"AWWW GUYS~ YOU... YOU MAKE OUR---HOUSE-----INTO"
Chen: *coughs* Haunted-- *Luhan elbowed him*
Chen: THAT HURTS HYUNG.
Luhan: Don't. Ruin. This. Moment. PLEASE.
Exo: OFFCOURSE BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
/throws confettis everywhere but the feels are like mourning, because they thought Kyungsoo like it, and it really worked, until at the midst of their party..../
Kyungsoo: GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS AND THE FOODS! AND EVERYTHING!!
Exo: WOOOOH! All for you Kyungie...
Kyungsoo: *his expression changed from happy baby to grumpy oldie*
Kyungsoo: *Satansoo activated* But.. Locking me in my room is unforgiving....
Exo: *gasps*
Kyungsoo: WORST. You burnt the rice.
Exo: IT'S KAI's FAULT!!!!!
Kai: WHAT!? IF LAY XIU---
Xiumin: What? I'm just cleaning the whole place. DontfucknfblamemeToastedBread
Kai: What did you call me???
Kai: THEN WHO THE HELL IS INCHARGE OF THE STOVE WHEN I----
Luhan: It's Lay...
Kai: Huh Where is---
Kyungsoo: Too noisy. Since you burn the rice, I'm going to burn this place.
Exo: . . ..
/tumbleweed pass/
S & N Korea: . . . ..
Asia: . . . .
World: . . . .
Earth: . . ..
Galaxy: . . . . .
Kris: Ohhh galaxy.
/back to Exo's place/
Suho: hehe *nervous* Kyungie.. You're just kidding right??
Kyungsoo: I hope so, but too late.
/Kyungsoo burned the place../
/house burned down into dust/
/Next morning/
Lay: *woke up at their home dumpster* Hmm? It's morning? *jumped out the dumpster*
*saw the whole place dust out*
Lay: Hmm? Where am I?? *looks the place*
Lay: Shit.... I have no memory of this place...
Lay: . . .. . .isn't that. . . .
*camera zooms in to lay's face with dramatic thriller sound effects*
Lay: DID I SLEPT TOO MUCH INTO THE FUTURE!?
*gasps*
Dun dun dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnnn..
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Well, that's some shitty story for my UB in exo. so. . . Happy birthday k---ugh. TBH. I'm still mad at him for seeing that PURE LOVE----ujfnd sfab; f;k sd;akbj...
I'm fine.. I just pulled a piece of an area of my hair so I'm a bit bald because of that raging feels so...
Toodles. Hope my sorethroat gets better. I sound like a guy already. I got the good good .
TAKE CARE SENPAIS! KEEP SUPPORTING MY WORKS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT! I LOVE YOU ALL LITERALLY.. BUT I'M NOT PERSONALLY THEIR! SO LET'S MAKE IT VIRTUALLY!!
*virtual hug*