49 Excuses for Not Tidying Yo...

By cjwarwood

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49 silly excuses + 49 sillier drawings = 1 extremely silly little book. Join the comical adventure of these m... More

#1. The (Make-Believe) Friends Excuse
#2. The Infectious Excuse
#3. The Activist Excuse
#4. The Masterpiece Excuse
#5. The Upset Stomach Excuse
#6. The Over-Phobic Excuse
#7. The Spiritual Excuse
#8. The Revision Excuse
#9. The New Business Excuse
#10. The Important Research Excuse
#11. The Professional Development Excuse
#12 The Parent-Child-Switch-a-Roo
#13 The Zombie Invasion
#14. The Plague of Question Marks Excuse
#15. The Far-Too-Busy Excuse
#16. The Scientific Excuse
#17. The Nature Lover Excuse
#18. The Clever New Word Excuse
#19. The Record Breaker Excuse
#20. The Tactical Tantrum Excuse
#21. The Rich Kid Excuse
#22. The Most Powerful Wizard Excuse
#23. The Treat Your Parents to a Surprise Holiday Excuse
#24. The Evil Twin Excuse
#25. The Allergies Excuse
#26. The Fake Documentary Excuse
#27. The Military Coo Excuse
#28. The Ghostly Excuse
#29. The Amateur Astronaut Excuse
#30. The Teamwork Excuse
#31. Eve of Hibernation Excuse
#32. The Religious Convert Excuse
#33. The Advice from My Therapist Excuse
#34. The Change of Career Excuse
#35. The Under-Par Parenting Excuse
#36. The Riddler Excuse
#37. The Playground Excuse
#38. The Teachers Advice Excuse
#39. The Prankster Excuse
#40. The Almost World Champion Excuse
#41. The Superhero Experiment Excuse
#42. The Secret Agent Excuse
#43. The Rock Star Excuse
#44. The Parent-Child Peace Agreement Excuse
#45. The PPP Excuse
#46. The Lost Boy Excuse
#47. The Rock & Roll Excuse
#48. The Force-Field Excuse
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#49. The Completely Insane Excuse

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By cjwarwood

My psychiatrist told me it's your fault I'm lazy . . .

. . . she also told me that I don't need to take my crazy pills anymore and I shouldn't worry about the little voices in my elbow.



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Yes! I did it . . . and so did you.

I hope that you've enjoyed it, but more importantly have been inspired. If there is one universal truth everyone should follow I think it should be this:

"No one should spend their entire lives tidying their bedroom."

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