♈Aries -
Having 6 fingers on each hand.
♉Taurus -
Having no feet or hands.
♊Gemini -
Lobster Boy.
♋Cancer -
Having every inch of your body pierced.
♌Leo -
Over obsessive girl/boyfriend.
♍Virgo -
2 bodies, sharing 1 head.
♎Libra -
Being the 'Dandy' type.
♏Scorpio -
Taking other people's shit.
♐Sagittarius -
You own the show. Nothing freaky.
♑Capricorn -
Eating worms and slugs.
♒Aquarius -
You are ma petite size.
♓Pisces -
Waving at strangers in the next car.