♈Aries -
Get the Dahlia treatment from Charles Montgomery.
♉Taurus -
Seduced to suffocation by Moira and Larry Harvey.
♊Gemini -
Fall down the stairs. (Clumsy)
♋Cancer -
Childbirth, God help if you're a boy.
♌Leo -
Hit with a shovel by Hayden.
♍Virgo -
You get out then get ran over like Addie.
♎Libra -
Death By Cupcake.
♏Scorpio -
Suicide: Overdose.
♐Sagittarius -
Shot by the police - Tate Style.
♑Capricorn -
You don't die, lucky people.
♒Aquarius -
Stabbed 50 times and buried under a gazebo.
♓Pisces -
Fireplace poker rammed up your posterior by Tate.