[CMPL8] EXONARIOS 2: "Eommaya...

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#TERMS & AGREEMENT#
#RULES IN REQUESTING#
#Knowing with the Title's Sign#
CASTS
Welcome to Exonarios 2!
Exo in their New Year's Eve
As Sehun Hair Colors
EXO as a Psychopath
EXO doing 'Intimate Scene' with you in a movie
Parenting: Kris without Suho
[IMGN] OT12: YOUR OVERPROTECTIVE BROs
Moaning
You x Exo as Husband & Wife: Little Things
#A/N's NEW THANG#
What Exo Transforms into at a Full Moon
Love Me Kyungsoo Do - EXO
EXO as BF: Sporty Minnie
Pepero Game : HunHan
EXO as BF: Clingy Kyungie
EXO as BF: Dreamy Jongin
Toothbrush
EXO to 4L's MOVE mv
[IMGN] LQ: Kyungsoo x You
EXO as Pervy Patients to A Sexy Nurse
[IMGN] Sekai Chapter : 'Maknae'
Airplane Mode
EXO in the Lotte World
EXO as BF: Boy-Next-Door Boyfie Chany
Jonginus Horniyus
When Reader is new to their Place
Potato Rights by Exo-Ls
TroublEvil : ChenSoo
#EXO SONG PARODY REQUEST#
[N.A.S] Wattpad Eldest Daughter's Tag
#EXO SONG PARODY THIS WEEK UPDATE#
PlAyBOy by Exo-Ls
Exo watching 50 shades with their GF
You: Babe, I'm alone at home ;)
Exo if A/n wont update for too long
EXO Random
#A/N: Aigoo.. Me. Needs. Sleep.#
Bestfriend by Exo
Exo and You as one Family
Exo vs Sore Throat
[IMGN] Sehun as Bestfriend Random
I DON'T....EOMMAYA~
Exo Quotes 1
[S.C.] Happy Birthday DYO
Exo Quotes 2
If Kyungsoo was a Reaper
YOU as EXO Babies' Maid
Kai vs Luhan : Expect THAT!
ChanBaek LQ Be like~
[GMTM] = ̄ω ̄=
Final Chapter :(
Exo in a horror movie
Typical Exo
Exo Quotes 3
Exo to a Potato (You)
EXOxYOU in Fifty Shades of Grey Scenes
[IMGN] The Knock [YouxExoUB]
Exo Quotes 4
BaekSoo relationship be like...
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: XIUMIN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: TAO
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: SUHO
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: SEHUN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: LUHAN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: LAY
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: KRIS
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: KAI
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: D.O.
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: CHEN
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: CHANYEOL
EXO 'THIS IS' SPAM: BAEKHYUN
[N.A.S.] Mian. Victim of Tag Again xD
#EXO SONG PARODY WEEK 2#
[SONG PARODY] Promise by EXO
EXO's kids caught them read/watching P***
Exo Quotes 4
Random Exo Squad
Exo vs The Person Insulting Them
Exo to KPP's Pon Pon Pon
I Don't DATE, I . .
Exo-Stans Sad Story In 4 Words
Exo Random
How I become ExoMembers in everyday life
[Song Parody] #TeamBahay by EXO-L
Exo After Marriage
Exo Quotes 5
"Kindness"
Exo at the Last Day of School
[GMTM] How Will EXO Notice You
DID YOU KNOW??: Christmas Day
Exo at the Mall Random
Exo: I LOVE YOU until...
'BEST'
What EXO texts you @ 3am
#100th Chapter: Exo Poem by A/n#
Exo : Sleepover Time
[Song Parody] Lightsaber by Exo
[Song Parody] My Answer by Kim Junmommy
Playing a Board Game
Exo and Their Journal
"ThERe'S A SpiDEr!!"
Make Up Tutorial ft Beagle Liners
Exo as Teachers
[GMTM] Which Exonario's Readers are you?
You x Senpaibooty's Love Story
EXO if they has a crush on you
Without....
BaekXing: I'll be watching you
Why Chany's nominated in WGM?
Where is EXO when God showered 'Height'
Exo on a Chatbox
If Life Throws You Lemons...
[GMTM] Your Exo Label Name
Stick
Exo as Types of Students studying
Exo Random 123
Exo as Girls with their Prom Dress
Exo Random
When Exo reads BTS Random Scenarios
Short Horror Story - Exo
If you fall on your face..
Kai Random
EXO-L Life 101
Exo random
Exo x You this Valentines
When you're Late on ur Appointment w/ Them
When you do Aegyo to them
Suho To Exo
"Theirs"
Exo's Final Performance
Chanyeol >> Lily Maymac
PLEASE! DONT READ THIS POEM!
Exo during Dance Practices
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / Hi there
When Somebody Calls Them on Phone
KaiSoo ABC
XiuHanHun Song
TaoRisHo
ChenXing
ChanBaek
When You Found Out They Broke Something
#Author's note#
EXOkemon! 1
Tears
Exokemon #2
Exo on Valentines
Exo & Their Powers ft You
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Felipe Says: "Arriba! 18+ Ole!"
1+1=?
If I were a Girl..
How they remember people?
Lightsaber: Which force will Exo be with?
'Sometimes'
Stereotyping with EXO
'Water bottle'
When You're About to be hit by a Rushing Car
#A/N's Diary: </3#
'News'
'Truth'
[GMTM]: :)
If Exo works at Starbucks
Kaisoo Random
Kyungsoo Random
ImaKAIgine..
[IMGNVID] ChanSooBaek - Gotta Go My Own Way
When You Told Them You like Someone Else
Breath Prank
If you propose to them
[TXTNG] Sehun as Boyfriend
Exo's Replies when they're mad at you over Text
'Butterflies' Pick Up Line
[TXTNG] ChanKai moment
Maknaes & Dad vs Mom
The Decision
Scenario Photo: EXO RUNNING AWAY FROM U
I WANT TO ________ MY CRUSH
What are their FORTS made of?
#A/N Diary 124: KPOP GIF served!#
Kyung-Random
Titanic
3 Types of Maknaes: Contacts
"Awww.. That Puppy Is So Cute Oppa!"
Glorious Breasts
#SENPOITATO Fries corner#
XiuChen: 'I love you'
Exo x Disney Princess Crossover: MuHan
Dumb Dumb by Exo
If you're Exo's Killer..
Happy Int'l Women's Day!
[IMGN] After the Maze
Exo x You Married Life
Exo with Superpowers after Marriage
[IMGN] Testing your Perseverance
#Author's Letter#
Part 200

Call Me Baby by Exo

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By senpoitato

Tone: Call me baby
Situation: Exo tryna get ur number
Genre: Funny

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Call me baby!

I wanna be your Jagiya..
Saranghe, just call me your oppa.
But girl I dont have your phone number ber ber ber ber ber, your hot!

Hey~ girl..
Don't listen to the Dark Guy (Baek u so racist)
You better give me ur number (selfish motherfuxker)
I'm gonna make you laugh even through the phone oh ma girl.

Oh no.. Byun Baekhyun shut up
You make me puke with what you said
But Girl, youre so pretty can I have your phone number, girl..

Oh I don't care, whether you give me your number or not,
You'll be sorry girl, coz I am texting my Kim. . . Jongin..

Where am I?
Hyung we are in Seoul. .
Yoda Channy I'm just kidding. .
Channy make a joke. .
Knock Knock?
Hello, its Adele.

Chorus:
Girl can we have your number?
Tell us now please faster..
Call me baby yeah Call me baby..
I'm so ready yeah my phone is ready.

(I know ur bored girl)

We'll text all day and all night
Gonn' call you until midnight
Call me Baby yeah call me baby..
Call me baby yeah
Gimme ur number

You can choose between us twelve,
But for us girl you are the one, you're the one..
(girl whats ur phone number?)

We'll text all day and all night
Gonna call you until midnight
Call me Baby yeah call me baby..
Call me baby yeah
My body is ready girl..

BABY GIRL, it is me, Do Kyungsoo
Can I have your number? Or Satansoo will kill me now..
Well hi there baby, I'm Kim Jongdae
Hi babe, I'm Kim Junmyeon
Well Suho Hyung its my part so fuck off!!

Cho 2:
Why you're so hard to get girl?
We know you wanna give it girl
Here's my number, now call me baby
Call me baby yeah we're so manly

(wanna hang out out girl?)

I know you want me so badly..
You know you got a nice body..
Call me baby yeah call me baby
Call me baby, yeah call me baby..

Bridge:
All you need to do is give your Num-ber naahh...
(we're hypnotizing you..)
Ohhhh...
I wont prank a call or do a booty call..

SO STOP BEING SO HARD TO GEEEEETTTTT!!!

We're. Not. Per. Verts~

(baby baby..baby.. What your Num?)

Rap:
You think that I am kidding?
Everytime I think about you
I just cant help it coz I wanna talk to u
(baby) (waddup?)
I really wanna ask you number, but I get so nervous and its okay if you wont coz...
Oh!
Nevermind about a thing
Sehun finally rap parts not only saying e.x.o
(baby, baby)

Is it that hard to give it girl,
Do you still think I'm playing around?
You're my style..
(coz ur my style)

We'll text all day and all night
Gonna call you until midnight
Call me Baby yeah call me baby..
Call me baby yeah
(Gimme your number girl..)

You can choose between us twelve,
But for us girl you are the one, you're the one..
(girl whats ur phone number?)

We'll text all day and all night
Gonna call you until midnight
Call me Baby yeah call me baby..
Call me baby yeah

Can we ask for your number girl..?

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