"yo yo dave where's yo vines at"
"dis aint a jungle BRUH"
"Vinyls," Luke said in a sophisticated tone.
"ah."
dave furward rolls to da shelf
luek sees you wiv 2 pythons around your shoulderz
"aye luek, watz occurrin?" y/n barked lyke a dog on acid
"get da fuck away from ma vinyls." luek screamed and kicked you in da nek
your hed falls off and furward rolls like dave
"NO ME PYTHANS!" da head of u says
da pythans slivered to luek's vineuls
"fuck off slut." luek grabbed hiz vinyls and slyced the snakezz into small piecez
you screemed and launched your legz at luek
he cryed and shuved his vinyls up hiz ass and rolled out of the store.
de end