Kik me; brallon

By billiondollaeilish

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in which a boy leaves his kik name on a piece of toilet paper in hopes to meet someone new More

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By billiondollaeilish

new chat with dallon 🎩!

dallon 🎩: hi, you left your kik name on a piece of toilet paper?? so I decided to message you :-)

bren 👓: holy shit

bren 👓: I didn't think anyone would look at that lmao, I expected them to wipe their ass with it.

dallon 🎩: well congrats I found it and there was no ass wiping

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