"Cameron wakey wakey!" someone whispered in my war quietly.
"I will FRUCKING chop your manhood off you don't let me sleep."
"Wow someone is a bit cranked at 6:30." Harry said quietly.
The next thing I knew I was being drug out of my bed! I tried to grab on to something to stop from hitting the floor,but it was too late.
I Face planted on the ground while Louis was holding my left ankle In the air.
"WHAT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" i screamed throwing my arms up for emphasis.
They sons of biscuits started laughing at me. I will get RENEGE on them.
I think I would have looked angrier if I didn't have a leg stuck up in the air and my face on the ground.
I twisted around to face them smirking. Lou looked so scared, as he held my leg. Used my right leg to kick him in his man parts, as he went to cover his area it was too late and he threw my other leg backwards allowing me to be free but my leg slamming on my dresser.
"SON OF A BIRCH!" I screamed in pain holding my foot. Liam ran to me making sure I was all right.
"Are you okay mate?" Niall asked Louis as he was on his knees and his face red.
"I'm fine you know just purple nuts." He said grunting. I started cracking up at the sight of Lou!
"Cameron say your sorry." Liam said sternly looking down at me.
"Wha?! No he is the one who dragged me outta bed" I say pouring at him.
He glared at me like he was a dad. I stood up swearing under my breath and muttered "Sorry I broke your nuts Lou." he was standing up know putting some ice down his pants.
Where the hell did he get ice?! OMG he must be a wizard.
Note to self: look for Lou's magic wand when he is sleeping.
Anyways he looked at me smiling "Well next time get your lazy arse outta bed." he said laughing.
"What the fridge dose arse mean?"
"Ass" he said smirking.
"whoa bro! Have you been checking me out?!?" I asked very loudly.
All the boys looked at Louis for his response "NOOO but uhhhh HARRY HAS!!!" he said hysterically. I looked at Harry and he threw his arms up in surrender.
"No I didnt-well maybe a little but not as much as NIALL!" he screeched.
"Dude!!!" Niall yelled.
I stood there with a wtf look on my face and then face palmed.
"I was kidding swag fags!" I said laughing awkwardly.
"well get dressed were going to the mall, Zayn needs hair product and I want to get some more clothes!" Harry said smiling at me.
"No you'll never take me alive coppers!" I said jumping over my bed and diving into the closet.
"Damn it Cameron get dressed!" Harry complained. I opened the door just enough to put my hand out and flip him off I closed the door and started giggling!
Bro ima have a 6-pack by the end of the day!
"Leyum! It won't come out of the closet and get dressed!" Lou cried out.
"Camie Baby come out of the closet we have food." Zayn cooed.
My stomach growled quietly. "What kind?" I ask thru the door.
"Uhhh I think it's called nutella?" Niall said.
My eyes opens widely and I opened the door just a crack to see the Blonde demon about to open my Nutella!
I opened the door all the way and ran at him tackling him football style. I took the nutella away and started doing my random little dance when I'm happy about something.
I got stares from all of them. "Oh Gurl just 'cause I'm sexy don't mean you can stare!" I said doing one of those weird little neck roll thingys.
I earned laughter from them all.
"Oh Hell To The No! Girl we all know I'm the sexy beast in this room." Liam was standing there doing a model pose a duck lips.
"MY EYES MY EYES IM BLIND!" I yelled running in a circle while Liam pouted at me.
"No but for real you guys have to get out if you want me to get dressed."
They all walked out while I jumped in the shower! My body wash smelled like strawberries and mango! I scrubbed my hair clean withy vanilla shampoo stuff!
I wrapped a towel around me and jumped out the shower! The rug wasn't in front of it do I slipped and fell on my butt!
My ass hurt sooo bad it wasn't even funny! I wonder can butts get swollen? OMG maybe if my butt gets swollen I'll have a big booty Judy!!!!! That would be soo cool!
I put on some short blue jean shorts on with a pink T-shirt and a Purple hoodie on! I slipped on my bobs and went to put some light makeup on. Not too much though because it looks weird on me!
I started to straighten my long light brown hair when Harry came banging on my door. "Hurry up! It take you forever to get ready!" he nagged at me.
"Shut up styles or I will cut you!" I yelled back finishing my hair.
I jumped down stairs and plopped on the couch and started to check instagram.
HarryX95x: she sleeps so much!
-pic of me asleep-
Don't ask why I'm following him but I am!
"Harry get your ass down here! You got some splaining to do!" I yelled doing a little bit of a mexican accent because I love how they talk it's soo freaking cool!
"what did I do?" he ask completely confused.
I showed him my phone and he smirked "Ohh that! Yeah I was going to use it for black mail but I decided to go ahead and do it anyways!"he stated.....evil genius!
Well two can play at this game!
I brought his face inches from mine a whispered two words "Payback bitch."
He stood and I stood. "Your gonna regret doing that Styles." I smirked.
We are know at war!!!!
"Time to go!" Liam said excitedly.
''Yes sir capin know it all!" I said while jumping on his back. He rolled his at me.
"Onward SLAVE!" I yelled at him and he didn't move. I started to kick his sides and yell "Gitty up donkey!" repeatedly. He sighed and began to walk out the door.
"Wooohhhoooo I gotta slave!!! You jelly bro?" I said to no one in particular.
"Li Li! How come every time I ask for a piggy back ride you always say 'no'!" Niall ask while pouting.
" cause your unloved Nialler!" I said laughing.
"I am too loved!" he yelled
"Nope" I said popping the the 'p'.
"shut it you two!" Liam said. Wow now I get why people call the guy daddy Direction.
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AT DA MALL!!!
I ran inside jumping up and down looking at all the stores!
"Well since we are babysitting you, you have to stay with one of us the entire time." Liam instructed I glared at him for the whole babysitter part then shrugged. "Who is doing what?" I ask.
Liam-"I'm going to look for some books and maybe get a few shirts."
Zayn-" I'm going to get hair stuff and look for movies."
Harry- " I'm going to look at kittens and get more clothes."
Niall-Food court
Lou-"the arcade"
"I'm going with Louis! Because the rest of you are weird except Niall he is a beast!" I screamed really loud gaining dirty looks from people walking by. "what are you looking at? You don't want nun keep walking before I go ninja on ya ass!" I yelled at them as the rude people walked by. "Stop yelling at people you don't know!" Liam screamed.
"Okay Fred!" I said and walked of with Lou to the arcade!
"I'll race you!" I say loudly.
"Your on!" he screamed and we started to run I was gaining ahead and the son of a faggot tripped me. I grabbed he foot and got up and ran! He caught up and we were looking at each other as we ran and I felt like I hit a brick freaking wall!
I looked up to see a man with a shirt that said mall security on it. Damn so close.
I stood up brushing off my clothes and smiled at him. "How ya doing bro!" I said grinning largely.
"You guys were going pretty fast there don't you think?" he said sternly.
I looked up at his bawled head and smiled. I reached up to touch it because it was so shiny! He slapped my hand away quickly and gave me a Da faqu look! I giggled at his expression on his face.
"Do you polish your head?" I say reaching up again and Lou started laughing his ass off. I wasn't trying to be funny I was freaking serious!
The man walked away muttering to himself about going crazy and a few other words I don't think should be repeated.
We walked into the elevator on our way to the 3 floor where all the video games where. The elevator had quite a few people in it. That's when I got the idea to play game maker. I walked to the door and faced all the people "Now I suppose your all wondering why I have gathered you here today." I said this with a straight face.
A few of then glared at me and 2 people asked me where my parents were oh and a few people said I need some help and shouldn't be with out adult supervision.
But I person did go with it! His name was Oliver. Cool kid, cool kid. After I said that he acted all scared and yelled "Yes why have you beckoned me here on this day!?!" Louis started to laugh so hard he was on the ground crying. I ignored him and went on with the whole game maker thing.
"I have brought you here because" long pause "Because........ I need help....to pay for games at the arcade!" I said dramatically and holding my hand open for him to give me money.
Oliver laughed and gave me a twenty! I cheered at the sight of the green paper in my hand and did my awkward dance in front of all the people who I am sure now don't like me too much.
The doors open and I see the arcade. I did a warrior call like I saw on the movie avatar and ran to the arcade. I looked back and saw Lou paying the guy back from the money I took from him. I shrugged and started to play zombie slayer.
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1Hour later
"Louis! Cameron need food!" I pouted at him hoping he would take me to the food court.
He nodded and we went to the food!!!!
I saw Niall eating some fries at a table. I went and sat by him eyeing his food. He noticed and put a protective arm around the precious golden potato sticks.
"Look it's the Hulk!" I screamed and pointed to a random direction. The idiot turned and looked and I was able to snatch a few fries and shove them in my mouth while he was looking for the imaginary super hero.
He turned around and looked to see he was missing some fries. "Lou she took them! There gone.....FOREVER!" he screamed extremely loud.
A girl about 13 must have noticed he was Irish and gasped. Next thing I knew she was running at us screaming "NIALL HORAN!" repeatedly. I got annoyed and yelled "OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!" and pointed to the 3 floor.
She screamed again and ran away yelling Justin. Poor poor girl.
"We have about 15 minutes before she realizes I lied and comes looking for you and the rest of you guys. Might wanna call the boys and tell them it's time to go. Just a suggestion." I said calmly while eating more of Niall's food.
The girl found out a little bit faster than I thought she would. She chased Niall for about an hour. I got bored watching this because I had already finished Niallers meal. I noticed a toy shop to my left. Idea time Crackahhs!
I walked in and bought 2 water guns. I skipped to the restrooms, without anyone noticing me. Oh yeah ima beast! I giggled at my random thoughts. I filed the guns up and came back to where Niall was being chased.
At this point he had a chair up and was throwing coins out of the fountain at her. I shook my head, and took some pics before I started to help him.
"Heyy chick no touchy the babysitter." I said smirking with the water guns behind my back.
She turned and flipped me off! What the fudge she is like 13 the hell! I mean I did that kind of stuff at her age but I'm mentally unstable now!! Just kidding about the mental part!
"Oh Hell To The No you little Swag Fag!" I yelled as I whipped the guns out and began to spray her with water. She went to wipe the water out of her eyes when I ran and tackled her about to hit her in the mouth for flipping me off but Lou grabbed me and threw me over his shoulder.
"Let me at that little wanch! She flipped me off lou ME!!!" I screamed trying to attack the brat!!
Next the same security guard from earlier escorted the girl from the mall. I started to laugh and yelled "Bye bye!" at her. She turned and flipped me off again. She is gonna lose that finger one day.
The guard came back to talk to Niall about what had exactly happened.
Lou and I looked at each other and squealed. We ran to the guard and started to touch his head. He sighed and allowed us to do it.
Lou went to touch it and I bit his hand. At this point I was on the Nolans back. Yep his name is Nolan. Anyways Lou screamed and thumped my nose.
"Don't touch the precious! It's MY precious!" I made my voice sound like the thing off of lord of the rings.
After 20 minutes or so Liam and the other guys saw me petting the Nolan. Liam pried me off his back and put me on Harry's while he started to apologize.
"Sir I'm so sorry! She has a very over active imagination and has ADD. I apologize for her actions." Liam said while sending me daggers here and there.
"It's fine. I'm glad I had someone who didn't make fun of my bawling. See ya Camie you come back now okay?" he said all happy like.
I smiled at him and nodded furiously.
"To the car Slave!" I yelled at Harry. He laughed and begin to walk.
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AUTHORS NOTE:
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