*Lucy's Fourth Month of Pregnancy*
With the fourth month of Lucy's pregnancy came a rise in Lucy's already temperamental temper as well as weight gain. Weight gain that the three dragon slayers should have learned not to point out, especially with Lucy's raging hormones.
Alas, they did not learn.
Lucy walked into the guild, smiling happily as she ate her tuna, cabbage and marmalade sandwich. She absentmindedly stroked her stomach and once again walked into a separated guild, males and females glaring at each other.
Lucy sighed as she made her way to the bar. It seems that the only person who hadn't got into the whole 'Boy or Girl' debate was Kinana. Lucy sat down and smiled at the waitress as she wiped the bar counter.
Lucy took a look around, noticing the thick tension in the guild; she noticed that even her own mates had been roped into the argument, all of them believing that their child was a boy. She turned to Kinana and shook her head at the amused waitress
"You know, I feel as if everyone in the guild believes that the gender of my child depends on what they want it to be" Lucy replied and Kinana smiled at her while Mira turned to Lucy
"Well, I know that Makarov believes it's a boy because so far in the Dreyar line, all children have been males. From Makarov's father all the way to Laxus and Makarov's father was alive over 400 years ago, so it's safe to assume that there hasn't been a female Dreyar since before X400" Mira replied and Lucy shrugged
"But it could also be Sting or Natsu's child. Plus, the baby is also a Heartfilia and so it could very well be a girl" Lucy replied and Kinana nodded, smiling as Mira handed Lucy her strawberry milkshake
"Well, I believe it's a girl because I can feel it. I am a Godmother after all and therefore my instincts will be right" Mira said, extremely sure of her prediction. Lucy sighed and shot Kinana a look, causing Kinana to giggle
"Whatever you say Mira, I just hope the males won't be disappointed with a girl and the females won't be disappointed with a boy" Lucy replied and Mira shot her a sympathetic look
"Oh Lucy, we'll be happy with a male or a female because it will be your child, we just hope it's a girl so we can spoil her and the males hope it's a boy so that they can teach them about girls and drinking and rough housing" Mira replied and Lucy sweat dropped before grabbing her smoothie and moving towards her mates
Lucy waddled over to the table causing the rather dense Fire Dragon Slayer and cocky White Dragon Slayer to giggle at the sight. Laxus, fearing Lucy's wrath kept quiet, even though he was trying very hard not to laugh. Everyone had noticed that Lucy was rather big for four months old, causing Makarov and Laxus great joy as they assumed the child was a Dreyar.
Cana had even started taking bets as to what gender the child would be as well as which dragon slayer's child it would be. Lucy sighed as she noticed that all the males had picked boy and the females had bet on girl. However, as to who was the father, the bets were rather sporadic.
"Hey Lucy, you've gotten really fat" Natsu said as he grinned at her
"Yeah Lucy, you've even begun waddling like a penguin" Sting continued and the entire guild sucked in a breath at the words, waiting for Lucy to snap, especially when Laxus started snickering.
And snap she did.
"FAT NATSU? FAT? WADDLING LIKE A PENGUIN AM I STING? WELL I'M SO FUCKING SORRY THAT I AM PREGNANT WITH A CHILD AND THEREFORE AM GAINING WEIGHT" Lucy yelled, her magic spiking as she turned into her Fire Dragon Fairy Form
"AND YOU LAXUS! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME" Lucy said, turning to her Lightning Dragon. She kicked all of them in the head before sending an Inflammation spell towards them, causing Natsu to quickly eat the flames
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT I'M IN THIS MESS AND GETTING FAT YOU CUNTS! YOU AND YOUR STUPID LIBIDOS. IF YOU HAD MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR TINY LITTLE DRAGONS UNDER CONTROL WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS POSITION" Lucy screamed, picking up a table as she threw it at them before stomping out of the guild.
The guild watched in amusement and fear as all three dragons quickly got up, following her out. They all cringed at the rather loud roars that came from just outside their guild, causing Bisca to cover Asuka's ears
"TINY LITTLE DRAGONS? HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE SCREAMING OUT WHEN WE WERE BUSY FUCKING YOU INTO SUBMISSION YESTERDAY" Came Laxus' loud roar
"YEAH, IN FACT AS I REMEMBER IT YOU WERE SCREAMING OUT TO THE HIGH HEAVENS ABOUT HOW YOU WANTED US TO FUCK YOU HARDER WITH OUR GIANT MONSTER COCKS YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH" Sting yelled
"LUCY TAKE IT BACK, MY COCK ISN'T SMALL" Came Natsu's scream and suddenly the guild doors burst open, the three dragons flying through as the doors broke. Lucy flew through the shattered door way, the depths of hell burning in her eyes as she held a small star like sphere in her hand while in her Light Celestial Dragon Fairy Form
"You can all sleep in the guild for all I care" Lucy spat, sending the star flying towards them, causing it to explode and emit a bright light. She then turned and glared at all her guild mates
"If I hear that anyone gave them their spare bedroom or couch to sleep on, you're all dead. Also, while in the guild they're not allowed in the infirmary or the couches in Laxus or Master's office" Lucy sneered and the guild nodded in fear, not wanting to risk bringing down a Pregnant Dragon Fairy's wrath on them. Lucy scoffed at her mates before turning and flying out to her home before returning
"In fact, Freed I want you to place runes around every single home of each of the guild's members, the guild and our house so that if I ever kick them out of the house, they can only sleep in the guild hall" Lucy said darkly and Freed quickly nodded, working on the runes under Lucy's watchful eyes as the three mates groaned in despair.
"Traitor" Laxus mumbled and Freed shot his an apologetic look
"Sorry Laxus-sama, but I fear Miss Lucy more than I adore you" Freed said, continuing to work on the runes as Laxus sulked in the corner, sipping at his scotch.
Later at night, while Lucy was lying in bed, she began sniffing. She wanted cake and without any of her mates she'd have to go get it herself. She wiped her tears before throwing a robe over her nightgown and heading back to the guild. It was pretty late the guild was dark, the only three people in the guild being Lucy's mates.
Lucy sniffled and entered the guild, immediately walking over to her mates who were currently sleeping rather uncomfortably on the guild tables, even with the pillows and sheets she'd allotted them. Lucy sniffled as she noticed that they were all nearly falling off of the tables. She snivelled and walked over to them, tucking them in and rolling them away from the edge of the tables
"Wha- Blondie?" Laxus questioned, rolling off of the table and landing on the floor
"Lucy?" Sting question, sitting on the table as he rubbed at his eyes
"Luce, what's wrong?" Natsu asked, noticing Lucy's tears. Lucy once again started crying, her sobbing causing her mates to open their eyes wide in alarm.
Laxus quickly moved to her, wrapping himself around her as she moved her arms around his neck, sobbing into his naked chest as he brushed his fingers through her hair. Sting and Natsu joined them, wrapping her in a group hug as they tried to console her
"Lucy, baby what's wrong?" Sting questioned, pressing a kiss to her teak soaked face
"Did we do something wrong again?" Laxus questioned, tightening his embrace around her, being careful of her large belly.
"Are you hungry? Do you want more cake?" Natsu questioned, his mind immediately believing food was the cause of her problems
Their concern only made Lucy cry harder as she tightened her hold on all of them. Finally she calmed down, stepping away from them as she wiped away her tears and shook her head at them before sending them a weak smile
"N-N-No, you didn't do anything wrong. I'm sorry for over reacting today, it's just that when you said I was getting big and fat, I thought that you didn't like me anymore and I remember reading in a magazine once that sometimes men leave their wives because they're all pregnant and fat and they don't believe they're attractive anymore" Lucy choked out before once again shaking. Her words caused her mates eyes' to widen before they wrapped her in a hug again
"Lucy we're sorry. We should have learned by now not to make fun of your weight gain, it's not like you can help it anyway" Laxus said, reassuring her as the two younger dragons nodded
"Yeah, plus like I said before, I don't mind the extra weight, I mean look at your breasts, they're even bigger than before and it's damn sexy" Sting said, growling as he nipped at her neck
"Plus, we could never leave you, you're our mate and we've been mated forever. Hell, not even death could keep us apart, we'd probably find you in our afterlife and mark you as our own then as well" Natsu continued, nipping at Lucy's ear
"Also, the fact that you're pregnant with our child makes you even more attractive. Do you know how sexy it is knowing that you're going to be tied to us even further after you give birth?" Laxus questioned, moving one of his hands to grope her ass
"In fact, this is not even going to be your last pregnancy, there's going to be more to come during our lives considering we all want to impregnate you. That and we can't wait to have children so we can spoil and coddle them and give them piggy back rides" Sting continued and Lucy giggled, smiling at them
"If giving us children means that you become fat, then we won't mind, because you'll have given us the best present we could have ever asked for, a family Luce. An actual family that is ours" Natsu whispered and Lucy grinned at her mates as they grinned back at her
"Truth be told, just the other day, I was with Macao and Wakaba and both were talking about how incredibly attractive you still look, even with your baby bump" Laxus replied and Lucy blushed slightly
And after that, the three dragons proceeded to SHOW Lucy how much they loved her, whispering sweet words as they continued to make love all night.
And that's how they were found by the entire guild the next morning.
Completely naked and wrapped around each other.
It was safe to say that while Makarov was extremely happy about seeing Lucy naked, Mira was not pleased.
*Lucy's Fifth Month of Pregnancy*
Lucy ran out of Laxus' office, hands over her face as she bawled her eyes out, running straight towards Erza and Gray, the latter immediately wrapped her in a hug as she cried into his bare chest while the former equipped into her Heaven's Wheel Armour
"What did spark head do this time Lucy?" Gray questioned, glaring as he watched Laxus exit out of his office
"H-H-H-He said that my hand writing was sloppy today" Lucy cried, sobbing harder as Gray sweat dropped, patting her on the back. Erza sighed before exquipping into her usual attire. Laxus stared at his mate in disbelief before moving to Macao and Wakaba
"Is it always going to be like this?" He questioned, staring as his mate continued to cry
"Well, it's always different. The only person that I've ever heard off being this emotional when pregnant was one of my friends, and her daughter turned out completely horrid and annoying" Wakaba claimed, musing to himself slightly. Laxus' mouth dropped and his eyes widened comically
"Are you trying to tell me that Lucy is going to give birth to someone annoying and horrid?" Laxus questioned in fright, wondering what he was going to do with the demon baby
Gray had finally managed to calm Lucy down with the thought of ice cream and cake. It seemed that Lucy was baking an Erza with the amount of cake she had consumed within the pregnancy, causing the three mates to shudder in fear at the thought of two Erzas.
"Nope, as soon as this baby is born, if it's an Erza we're moving to Enca and Master can raise him" Sting replied and the three dragons nodded, causing Mira to smile at them
"Sure, as long as one of you tells Lucy the plan about abandoning your own child. Also it could be a girl so stop referring to her as a him" Mira said and the boys winced
"Never mind" They all grumbled under their breath, causing Mira to chuckle
"Also, it could also be a boy ("IS A BOY. IS" Came the yells of the males in the guild) so stop calling HIM a HER" Sting screamed and Kinana sighed as once again the guild erupted into fights about the gender of the child.
Along with Lucy's extremely delicate feelings, in the fifth month came the time when the child used Lucy's bladder as a trampoline. Clearly, Lucy's incessant need to pee had been affecting the fathers, causing them to become extremely cranky at the lack of sleep they'd been getting.
Of course, neither of the three mates ever told Lucy that she'd been keeping them up and depriving them off sleep every time she woke up to pee. Considering she was... very sensitive at the moment. Being the wonderful and ever thoughtful Lucy Heartfilia, knowing that she kept her beloved mates from sleep would cause her to react... well no one knew exactly HOW she would react, but they knew it wouldn't be good.
Sympathising with the males, Mira quickly suggested that the females of the guild throw Lucy a baby shower along with an all girls weekend. Suffice to say, the mates were extremely happy with the thought of getting a goodnight's rest.
Mira and Erza quickly organised the events, shopping for treats, goodies, movies, chocolate and anything else they would need for a girls weekend. But most importantly, the girls wanted to invite strippers. To which none of the dragon slayers were happy about
"NO MIRAJANE. ABSOLUTELY NO STRIPPERS" Laxus, Natsu and Sting roared at once, causing Mira to sigh and huff
"YES THERE WILL BE" Mira growled out and soon the four began arguing, causing Master to step in
"Now now children, Lucy is already pregnant with a baby, we don't need four more running around. Now why don't we discuss this maturely" Makarov said and all four grumbled while Mira shot poisoned daggers at the three males. Gray sighed and turned towards Freed, shooting sympathetic looks at the male
"Never EVER get Mira pregnant if you have any sense of self preservation. She WILL kill you and then she'll kill all of us. Also if for some reason you DO get her pregnant, I'll pay for you to move to Enca" Gray said and Freed shot him a look
"I'm sure she'll be fine" Freed said in defence of his girlfriend. However, he was cut short when a table came flying past them. Freed turned to the direction the table had come from and looked on in shock as he realised Mira was the one who threw it
"This is her when she doesn't get her way while she ISN'T pregnant, what do you think it's going to be like when she IS" Gray questioned and Freed sighed realising Gray had a point
Now back to the stripper problem.
"No strippers Mira" Laxus growled out
"Why not? Surely you can trust her around other males while she's PREGNANT with YOUR child" Mira said and the dragons sighed
"It's not the fact that we don't trust her Mira" Sting replied, staring out the windows whimsically
"Then what is it?" Mira asked
"A week ago, she came home crying from the guild about how Gray had unconsciously stripped in front of her and was blubbering about how she had seen his junk" Laxus replied, rubbing his temples
"She thought we'd be angry and that we could hate her and blame her because of it. She cried for three days straight and wouldn't look anyone of us in the eye. Then when she found out we didn't blame her, she blamed herself" Natsu continued
"Now, how do you think she's going to react when she sees another male dressed up as a Rune Knight and is getting PAID to strip for her?" Sting questioned
"I'll tell you what's she going to do, she's going to get the first ride to Enca to get away from us and she'd do it purely because she thought it was some cardinal sin and she cheated on us, regardless of the fact that we agreed to it" Laxus finished and Mira's eyebrows shot up
"Cheating isn't a cardinal sin though?" Mira questioned and the dragons once again sighed
"Haven't you heard? She's Lucky Lucy Heartfilia, Heiress to the Heartfilia Konzern, True Dragon Fairy and Light of the Fairies. What she says is law and if she says it's a sin then it fucking is a sin" Sting muttered while the three dragons sulked
"Whipped" Came the coughs from the males in the guild who were listening in on the conversation, causing the males to sigh and grumble in defeat
"Call us what you like, but I'd like to see you stand up to her and tell her otherwise. Sting made the mistake of not taking her words to face value and she almost burned our house down" Natsu replied
"What did Sting not take at face value?" Questioned Jellal and Sting huffed, mumbling under his breath
"She told him he had something on his face and he insisted that he see a mirror before believing her" Laxus replied and the guild sweat dropped
"You know, I feel really bad for the child, being born not to one but three insane dragon slayers and an even crazier Bunny Girl, I say we just take the child and raise it as our own" Freed mumbled to Mira and the rest of the Godparents who all nodded solemnly
"We can just tell them that their parents were all part of dark guilds" Levy replied, nodding as they made plans
"Although, with this guild as her parents, she's probably going to end up even more insane than if Lucy was around" Wendy replied and the guild all looked at her in shock. The three fathers glared
"Why do you insist on calling our son a she?" Sting questioned
"Yeah, he'll develop a gender complex" Jellal shouted
"You do realise there is the fifty-fifty chance that it could be either male or female right?" Kinana questioned, looking at the large group
"No, of course not! There are more males here and we all believe that the baby will be male, therefore, he's going to be a boy" Rationalised Natsu and once again, the guild erupted into an argument then Kinana smiled cheekily to herself
"How about this, if it's a girl, all the males have to wear bright pink and yellow suits to her wedding and if it's a boy, all the girls need to wear a chicken costume to his wedding" Kinana replied and the entire guild grinned darkly
"DEAL" Came the chorus of shouts from the entire guild
In the end, the baby shower and all girls weekend went off without a hitch, the dragon fathers finally getting some well deserved sleep while Lucy cried in happiness over all the gifts and the girl time she'd spent with her dearest friends.
*Lucy's Sixth Month of Pregnancy*
With the sixth month of Lucy's pregnancy, began the kicking from Lucy's unborn child. The first time Lucy had felt the baby kick, she was in the shower and had promptly thrown on a bathrobe and ran to the guild. Completely ignoring that she was heavily pregnant, wet and not to mention naked.
She burst into the guild, screaming about how she needed to see the fathers and about how it was an emergency. Clearly, this was not the best way to go about things considering that the entire guild shot to their feet, the three dragons running towards her in fear and panic.
They were all rather angry and relieved when they found out it was only the baby kicking. However, as soon as it clicked, they were loud cheers and squeals from the guild, which set off another party as the guild celebrated the baby's first kick.
The three dragons had placed their hands on Lucy's large belly, waiting for the thuds of their child. The look on their faces when they felt their child kick for the first time was one of pure elation and they looked as if they had gotten everything they ever wanted for Christmas.
The guild watched the dragons in silence, smiles on their faces as they took in the sight of the little family's happiness. However, the happiness didn't last long. Suddenly, after feeling his child's kick for the first time, Natsu turned to Lucy with a fearful expression on his face
"Luce... You've got a baby in your belly" Natsu whispered in fright, causing the other two dragons to also adopt a fearful expression while everyone else sweat dropped. Lucy's eye twitched while she gritted her teeth at her dense Fire Dragon
"Yes Natsu, there's a baby in my belly. I believe I told you that when I told you I was pregnant" Lucy replied through her gritted teeth as she tried very hard not to send him a Lucy kick
"Yeah, you said that you were pregnant but I didn't realise that there would be an actual LIVING baby inside of you" Natsu whispered in fear
"Well what did you think? That I was going to give birth to one of those dolls Asuka plays with?" Lucy questioned, her eye twitched even more
"Well... No... But this is a real live baby" Natsu whispered and then Laxus and Sting unfroze, panic rushing through them
"HOLY SHIT! I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER" Sting exclaimed, causing people to face palm
"SHIT BLONDIE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MOTHER AND I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER AND THERE'LL BE A CHILD WHO'LL DEPEND ON US TO TAKE CARE OF IT" Laxus yelled
"OH NO! LUCE! WHAT HAPPENS IF WE SCREW UP? WHAT HAPPENS IF I CAN'T CHANGE HIS DIAPER PROPERLY AND THEN HE POOPS EVERYWHERE? WHAT HAPPENS IF I FORGET TO FEED HIM AND THEN HE GETS ANGRY LATER ON BECAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE HIM FOOD?" Natsu cried, ripping at his hair
"HE'S GOING TO HATE US" All three dragons claimed at once, tears flowing freely out of all their eyes, yes including Laxus. Lucy couldn't reign in her anger any longer, she quickly sent them all a Lucy Kick to their heads
"Idiot Dragons" Lucy scoffed before moving to ask Mira for another strawberry milkshake
"I don't know how you guys cope with Lucy" Gray muttered and the three dragons grinned at him
"Well, when the sex is as good as ours, you learn not to complain" Laxus replied, grinning lecherously while Gray shuddered.
Lucy was very close to them when they had uttered these words and yep, you guessed right.
Her hormones decided to kick in.
"YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PERVERTS! YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR THE SEX DON'T YOU? GOD I HATE YOU" Lucy screamed, throwing her glass at their heads before picking up a table and throwing it at them too
"Come on babe, if we wanted someone based on sex, we wouldn't have mated you" Sting replied and once again Lucy threw another table at them, hell burning in her eyes
"NOW YOU WISH YOU HADN'T MARRIED ME?" Lucy screamed, throwing another table
"No of course not Luce, we're just saying that if we wanted someone purely for sex, we'd have hired a prostitute" Natsu assured her, his perpetual stupidity displaying
"NOW YOU WANT TO TRADE ME IN FOR A WHORE?" Lucy screamed, throwing even more tables. Even Master didn't get involved, not wanting face the wrath of a pregnant Lucy
"BLONDIE! CALM DOWN. WE WERE JUST MAKING A POINT, GOD YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL WHEN PREGNANT" Laxus screamed.
Clearly, this wasn't the right thing to do.
"NOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE PREGNANT? GOD I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! FIRST YOU GO AND GET ME PREGNANT AND THEN YOU TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY" Lucy screamed, throwing a table at his head
"Baby please just calm down, we'll get you some cake alright?" Sting said softly, trying to placate his angry mate
Lucy blinked once. Twice. Before staring at them owlishly
"Cake you say?" Lucy questioned cutely and the dragons sighed in relief as Demon Lucy returned to their Cute and Forgiving Lucy
"Sure baby, any flavour you want" Laxus said. Lucy grinned at them before skipping and hugging him, asking him for some strawberry and lemon cake
"The brat is obviously going to have a monster temper like his mother" Gray mumbled and the males all nodded
"It could be a girl you know" Erza pointed out
And just like that, the guild erupted into another argument, arguing over the gender of the baby, while Lucy sat enjoying her cake.
Completely unbothered by the arguments around her.
Bammin Slammin Bootylicious
Hope you enjoyed it
Omg, three more months before Lucy gives birth, I wonder what the baby's gender will be, well I know it but I wonder how many of you guys know it