meme lawds

kfc smut

you walked into kfc. there stood pimply oiled slicked ashton irwin with a bucket of original recipe chicken and a wild nugget in his mouth, he ate it seductivately while looking at you like chicken in the fryer. "g'day" he grinned. "i was just wondering if you wanted to suck mah drumstick while i spill potato and gravy on dem nuggets?" you looked at him, shocked until the hot blonde manager came in and you fucked in the salad room because you were vegan.