Himchan : kyaaaaaaaaaa asdfghjkl B.A.B.Yz ship us very much, Gukkie~ Let's make it official!
Yongguk : I don't bang Himchan. I won't. Just no. And I won't slay Zelo neither /tweets a fucking deep quote of him being straight/
B.A.B.Yz : Damnit, Yongguk. But who cares /publish tons of Bang-centric smuts/
Daehyun : I'm so fabulous. B.A.B.Yz know me well :") /tweets his gratefulness/
Youngjae : I sound so gay /flips through fanfics/ Am I really this gay?
Daehyun : You are. /posts a selca and his grateful speech on Instagram/
Youngjae : ... /reread the fanfics/
Zelo : Why are my 'girlfriends' are all noona?
Jongup : Because you're younger than them.
Zelo : Aren't hyung is also younger than most of the fans?
Jongup : They don't write fanfics of me.
B.A.B.Yz ft.ME ofc : Ouch.