So you're like the Youngest the 13th, ONE and ONLY daughter of the Exo Family. And you have your 12 brothers...no,let's rephrase it.... OVER. PRO. TEC. TIVE. DICKHEADS. Yes. That's better.
Overprotective Dickheads.
They're too over protective to their one and only sister, and they're like crazy looking over you. Since you're so goodlooking too they see you as their black pearl. Too precious. Their PRECIAAAAAASSSSSSS..
Then one day, you decided to make your boyfriend meet them in person so while you're having your first date, you told him to fetch you in your house. It's like a trap, since you're close with your 7th Oppa, Jongdae, it's also been a habit of yours to troll people.
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*Door bell*
You: OPPAAAA CAN SOMEBODY OPEN THE DOOR. It's my boyfriend. He's coming to fetch me on our date. And BE NICE. -_-
As you peek your head on your room's door.
/OT12's POV downstairs/
Kris: Did I heard it correctly? Did our little sister got---
Chen: She said BF right?
Kai: how can I didn't know about it?
Xiumin: *shrugs*
You(upstairs): Did you open---GEEZ! What's taking you old people---augh.. Fine, I'll do it myself.
All of their eyes followed you as you went downstairs.
You: What's with the stare?
Luhan: Are you going on a date? You look so stunning..
You: I know bro, thank you. And yaaass.. I'm going on a date with my boyfriend.
Chanyeol: HOW COME WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDDDD!!!
You: BRO! CHILL! That's why I let him come here so that you could all meet him.
Kyungsoo: Still. You didn't tell us.
You: *shivers* Bro, what's with the knife?
Kyungsoo: I'm sorry. I'm cooking lunch. *hides the knife*
You were about to open the door when Tao blocked the door.
Tao: Stop.
You: *eye rolls then eyes lands on glare to him* Panda, get out.
Tao: No.
You: Oppa! Eyebags hereis blocking my way.
Xiumin: Tao-ssi...
Tao: *leans on your ears, whispers* Can i borrow your versace jacket later, me and my boys were---
You: Ahhh.. That's why.. You're there----OH MY BIG BRO, HAHAHHAHA OF COURSE YOU CAN--
Tao: REALLY!? :D
You:--NOT BORROW MY VERSACE JACKET. Now get out of my way because my date is outside waiting...
Tao: *frowned + glared* Selfish bitch.
You: You have so many jacket there why borrow mine -_-
Tao: I will sneek in to your room when you're gone.
You: DO IT then I'm gonna tell Suho Hyung what you did to his Black Card last---
Tao: SHHHH!
Suho: What? Tell me what??
You: *plastic grin* NoThInG HaNdsOmE BrO..
Tao: *plastic grins to Suho too*
You: Now, out of my way before I could blow your cover today.
You shove Tao the side and quickly holds to the knob. But before you could turn it. You turn your heads to your brothers who's intensely anticipating behind you.
You: *elegant and soft tone*
Guys... You know that I love you right? So, please be at your most NORMAL & KINDESEST STATE. Please guys. Dont ruin your image for your first impression to my boyfriend or else---
Kris: yeah yeah we got it.
Lay: What's happening guys?
Chen: Come here Hyung, we're going to meet our babie's boyfie. Now she said us to act our bestest and kindest us. *sarcastic tone*
Lay: ooohh
Baekhyun: We got it Baby Maknae-ssi..
You: *exhales* I trust you guys, please don't ruin this moment.
Exo-OPPAs: ALRIGHT WE GOT IT!
You: Geez no need to shout. (¬_¬)
As you turned your back, all of them gathered at the front hall and prepared their BESTEST & KINDEST LOOK.
You: *opened the door* AHHHH~ OPPA!! How are you babe, come inside. My brothers were here waiting for you.
/A.N: LET YOUR BF HERE AS YOUR ULTIMATE BIAS FROM OTHER KPOP GROUP, NON-EXO ARLYT? XD/
Bf: Wow Babe, you look stunning. Oh---okay. I'm coming..
You: *breathes* BOYFRIEND. This are my brothers. BROTHERS. This is my---whydoyoulooklikeyourshootingforaphotoshoot?? *squints*
EXO-OPPA: *refer to the media*
Kris: What do you mean? We're on our most natural, normal, kindest and bestest self. Like what you said. *still on their poses*
You: *facepalm*
BF: Uhhh--hehe. *bows* Nice to meet you all Hyungs.
Then they all walk towards you and your boyfriend and circled you two.
Luhan: So, you're?
BF: *insert NonExoUB's Name*
Baekhyun: Mmmmh..
BF: *nervouse smile*
Xiumin: It's nice to meet you ____, are you taking care of our sister?
Kris: Have you ever tried to hurt her?
Kai: Try laying a hand on a single strand of her hair then 24 fists will going to beat you up.
Kyungsoo: Make it 22 and 2 knives.
BF: *gulps* I---I'm taking good care of of---
Chen: Chill bro. We're not scary. We just love out sister, so try making her cry then just a slit on your throat will be enough to repay you hurt on her.
Lay: *kisses your BF's chick*
r.o.Exo & You: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Lay: *death glare* Kiss of death.. I marked him a kissed of death if he ever make her cry, I will easily detect him where he will be.
Tao: *squints* Is that even possible?
Chanyeol: But Buddy~ if you're treating her well we will be the bestest brothers you could also have.. :D *while hanging his hand around your BF shoulder*
Suho: Yes. he's right Bro. So, we trust you on that okay?
BF: **sweating, nodding like nervous** Y--yes...
Sehun: Have you banged her already?
/then silence filled the place/
You: what. the. fuck. booty-pop.
Sehun: What? I'm just asking?
BF: Ohhhh... Bro.. No. I have high respect to your sister, I can't do that such thing to her. We can wait for the right time.
You: Awwww... Baby..
You were about to kiss him but Suho already walked between you, parting you both away.
You: What the---
Suho: Hehehe. No PDA'ing here.
You: Ahhh-- hehe.sorry bro. I'm just touched at what he said.
Xiumin: Ummm.. Not bad for a guy huh. You good. I like you.
Sehun: Mmmmhm... Okay... Just make sure bro. Make sure.
You: Sooooooo!!! Can we go now??? We're running out of time bros. We're in a date remember? Hehehe.. Toodles. Thank you guys. I love you all muah..
Kyungsoo: WAIT. You're not going to have your lunch here? I already cooked some---
You: Just left some for me when I comeback here later bro, I love your cooking.
Kyungsoo: Oh--oh okay.
Suho: DO you have an extra money there? Here bring this on your date. *lends his card to you*
Tao: HEY! How come she can---
Chen: Shut up. If we know you're going to spend it all on luxurious things again.
Kai: Hey sis... Call Nini-Oppa if you need something okay?
Xiumin: Are you sure you don't want me to come?
You: Oppa. -_- Date. Me. Boyfie. Remember?
Xiumin: Mmm . K.
Kris: Remember your curfew!
Lay: Eat healthy foods alright?
You: YEEEEES Lay Opppa.. -_-
Baekhyun: Always look left and right before---
You: OPPA! I know, I'm not a kid anymore..
Chanyeol: *hugs you* A hug from Yoda oppa to Baby (Y/N), be safe on your date, enjoy okay?
Sehun: Wear protection.
You: SEHUN'OPPA! WTH ARE YOU SAYING. YOU ALWAYS SAYS OUTRAGEOUS THINGS. My Boyfie just said we're not doing it, right? Ugh... Okay Guys. Please, we really need to go. I love you all...
//walking outside//
BF: Boy....you really do have Wolf Brothers huh.. They're so protective to you. No, OVER Protective. Hehe.
You: *elbowed him* Yahhh. Oppa.. Wait, where are we---ah right...
/you were about to kiss him on the lips/
Suho: *pops out of nowhere* NO KISS ON THE---
You: HYUNG WTF!!
Suho: Oh... Hehehe.. Oops.. *slowly fading back*
You: ICANTBELIEVEYOUGUYSSTILLFOLLOWMEEVENHEREOUTSIDE!!! HYUNG!
Xiumin: This was their idea. Mianhe.
You: GUYS!!!! SCOOT!!!
/Then they all stepped out where they all hiding and evaporated the place/
You: *exhaled* I know you're there Chany hyung..
Chanyeol: Nope.. I'm a tree...
You: *exhaled harder* OPPA!!! TREES DONT TALK!!
Chanyeol: *slowly walking away* HEHEHE.. Have fun on your date baby...
You: Go home hyung.. Please. Don't ruin our date.
BF: . . .
You: WHAT?!
BF: *nervously shrugs* No--nothing.