How To Annoy People And Make...

By grandbudapests-

15.4K 1.1K 568

hey (though i have written some chapters, not all of these mine, so credits go to the people who have written... More

Introduction
How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird At The Mall Part 1
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In The Mall Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At School
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At School Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On Halloween
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On Halloween Part 2
Happy Halloween!
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At A Restaurant
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At A Restaurant
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In A Elevator
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In A Elevator Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In An Office
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In An Office Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On A Plane
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On A Plane Part 2
How To Annoy and Make People Think You're Weird On A Train
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On A Train Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On The Internet
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On The Internet Part 2
How To Annoy And Make Your Family Think Your Weird
How To Annoy And Make Your Family Think You're Weird Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird During Christmas
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird On Christmas Part 2
How To Annoy People And Make Them Think You're Weird At A Cinema
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At The Cinema Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At The Beach
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At The Beach Part 2
Merry Christmas!
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird During New Years Eve
1K
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At A Job Interview Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird During New Years
How To Annoy And Make Your Best Friends Think You're Weird
How To Annoy And Make Your Siblings Think You're Weird
How To Annoy And Make Your Siblings Think You're Weird Part 2
How To Annoy And Make Subway Employees Think You're Weird
How To Annoy And Make Subway Employees Think You're Weird Part 2
How To Annoy And Make The Host Of A Party Think You're Weird
How To Annoy And Make The Host Of A Party Think You're Weird Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In A Hotel
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At A Hotel Part 2
How To Annoy And Make Your Driver Think You're Weird
How To Annoy and Make Your Driver Think You're Weird
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird In Public Toilets
How To Annoy The Pizza Guy
How To Annoy The Pizza Guy Part 2
How To Annoy And Make People Think You're Weird At A Toy Store
How To Annoy Your Teachers
3K: Thank You
How To Annoy People On Halloween
Happy Halloween 2016
How To Annoy People At A Museum
How To Annoy A Musician/Vocalist
How To Annoy Your Enemy
How To Annoy People During Christmas
Merry Christmas 2016
Happy New Year
hello
thank you
a/n: thank you + going under editing
a/n: username changes

How To Annoy And Make Your Best Friends Think You're Weird Part 2

181 16 10
By grandbudapests-

1) If offered food, eat all of it.

2) Complain about how hot it is outside and when you go inside, complain about how it's such a beautiful day outside and that you should be outside, enjoying the day.

3) Repeat everything they say.

4) Speak to them in a British accent. Fail terribly at it.

5) Hide in their closet. When they enter the room, fall out of the closet, and say:" So this is what Narnia looks like..."

6) If they ask you to help look for something, look around, pretending you're trying really hard to find it. Then, every 5 minutes, ask what you're looking for.

7) Say their name over and over again and when they get fed up and ask you why you're saying their name, say:"Hi." and stare at them intently.

8) Wake them up in the middle of the night and scream into their ears:"DO YA THINK SANTA CAME??!!" On a day nowhere near Christmas.

9) Send them edited pictures of people they hate kissing their idols.

10) Tell them how the movie that they are really excited to see ends.


Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

227K 11.5K 90
Being flat broke is hard. To overcome these hardships sometimes take extreme measures, such as choosing to become a manager for the worst team in Blu...
244K 846 26
its all in the title babes 😋
90.4M 2.9M 134
He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ea...
5.2M 46K 57
Welcome to The Wattpad HQ Community Happenings story! We are so glad you're part of our global community. This is the place for readers and writers...