Oneshot:
Why Santa Claus is a total thug.
1. The man can deliver presents around the globe in 1 night, I can't even finish my oneshot in one night. That reminds me.......
2.The man has mad people skills. He has convinced tons of little elves making him toys galore. RESPECT
3.He although he may be a little too old for the game he's still pimpin. Mrs.Claus+ all his " Ho ho hoes".
4. The dude also was a ninja at some time in his life,because he can sneak into your house and you can't hear a sound. Truly gangster.❤
5. He has all the power. With one click of a pen he can write your destiny. Good list or Bad list.
6. He's a total hipster. He wore beards before they were cool. #BeardsAreBae
7. He is killing the game. My brutha St Nick has a giant sled. F Bugattis and Maseratis. The man has Reindeer pulling it. FLYING reindeer. Santa is ballin.
Here's where things get hardcore, viewers' digression is advised.
8.He Eats up all yo cookies + milk and doesn't give af.
9. The man can straight up give you coal in your stockings and not even blink an eye. BOSS.
10. HE'S SANTA PEOPLE. DO I NEED ANY FURTHER EXPLANATION!
Happy holidays,
Autumndauntless❤