Random

By _Mephisto_

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Just random stuff :D More

Tagged!
Who is Pete?
Poem 0-0
Diabetes
Socks
My sick days
Field Trips
HALLOWEEN
Poetry?
Rant!
Oh gosh
Send help
Something happened
Serial Murderer
POEM
Gaming Troubles
When Fang cant spell
School is Killing Me
Licorice Did a Stupid
Somebody Save Me
I need YOUR help
Just think about it
Spazzing
Foopets
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
Fruits Basket Another
Boop
Confuzzled
Dear Socks
When you're popular (Not)
Level 80!
I'm the Best Editor
Merry Easter
Late April fools
So
My Biggest Accomplishment
CIEL
I stabbed myself
It's lit
Why do I do this
Spelling and grammar
Spam Messages
Gov'rnment Songs
Fans and Air Conditioning
World o' Warcraft
Notice and Hamilton
It would be nice if you read this
Tagged
I hAVe aN IsSue
Happiness
The Godfather
POKEMON GO
TRANSFORMICE
String
Writing ideas
Congrats!
Herbivore
Storms
Tagged again!
Fruits Basket
Yahoo answers
I'm Going to be Inactive
Medicine
Doctors
They stare into your soul
IT STINGS
PoLIcE
Thank you!
I've been inactive
Tagged Again ^^;
TODAY WAS GOOD
Blood Thinners
Tagged once more!
Overwatch
Two tags!!
Screams
bIOloGy
Rip
Fang did a bad
I'm Working
Name changee
Writing Pact
Exposing Quinn

Puns

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By _Mephisto_

Me: "Hey dad, I finished Fahrenheit 451... It was pretty hot"

My dad: "How long ago did you finish it?"

Me: "Yesterday"

My dad: "Oh it's lukewarm to you now"

Me: "It burned knowledge into my brain"

My dad: "You're getting colder"

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