Dumb Fanfic Moments † Everyth...

By nigerians

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In which I teach you the worst way to write and how to fix it. (If you take offense to this, bitch the door... More

INTRODUCTION
5SOS FANFICS
HOW TO WRITE: 5SOS
ONE FOR THE POC
SMUT/LEMON
OFFICAL CHARACTER PERSONALITIES
HOW TO WRITE: OFFICAL CHARACTER PERSONALITIES
ROMANTICIZING RAPE
DIVERSE CHARACTERS
CHARACTER X READER
PRESENT TENSE

COMMON PHRASES

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By nigerians

How not to write: Common Phrases

yall know where this goes

he towered over me
colossal titan ??

their green orbs
harry potter?? we doing spells and future shit m8?

the blood spilled out
like episode 10 season 2 of seraph of the end byE

i popped the p
and i popped your bitch

aquamarine
blue*

came
Cum*

"Stick ur dick in my ass Iwa-chan!!!1!1!"
omfg how about just "fuck me"

Our lips locked
u out of the house bye

"I'm not gay"
you just stuck your thing up his thing, ur a little gay

"Chortled"
HOW ABOUT LAUGHED OMG

Sorry for not updating hoes

What should I do next????

-Jen

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