homestuck lemons

By Secretly_God

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mostly random lemons but, based around solkat and johndave. More

chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
chapter 5
chapter 6
(short) lemon
SHOTS!!!
Not An Update Sorry:(
1 more thing
Happy Life
OMFG
OMFG GUYS
...love you too...
Chapter Holy Shit
"Bite me."
Hey guys
"I'm sorry."
House of Memories
Note
Say Hello To A Few Friends
We're Just Kids (Part 1)
OMFG
We're Just Kids
THESE CUTIES
More Of My Squad
i am under attack
*raises hand* I has a question
Real Update!?
Tears And Tears
Holy Fuck
Youve Been Pranked
The End?!?!
Medication
H4H4H4 WH47 N0W
Quick Question
Sorry babes

Here comes the bride

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   sollux POV

so today is our aniversary! Oh boy wait what if I mess up?! What if he says no?! Oh shit I can't handle this! No sollux you are fine you can do this! *sighs* this is gonna be a stressful day.

karkat: *rubs eyes* oh h-hey sollux I didn't know you were awake.

sollux: kk...kk guess what?

karkat: what?

sollux: Happy anniversary!

karkat: Happy anniversary!

sllux: I love you

karkat: love you too. we should get up and get th place ready for the party.

sollux: yeah. Llet's go! i'll make breakfast and you can decorate!

karkat: fine

we get out of bed and go to the living room. I kiss kk and go to the kitchen to make pancakes and kk gets out the party supplies we bought yesterday.

~time skip~

karkat: sollux I'm done with the deccorations. Food done yet?

sollux: yep come here

karkat: I'm coming I'm coming *gasp*

sollux: I made the first pancakes we ate together as a couple. for you chocolate chip with whip cream and for me plain with honey.

karkat: aww! you are my honey!

sollux: now eat! we still have to shower, pick out clothes, and get party snacks.

~yet another time skip((i'm lazy as shit right now srry))~

karkat: sollux come on! we have to go!

sollux: please just a little bit?

karkat: fine! *starts makeout session* better?!

sollux: a little bit.

karkat: save the rest for later.

sollux: fine.

karkat: so who is coming?

sollux: nepeta, eriden, john, dave, kankri, sighnless, pssiionic, mituna, aradia, kanaya, trerezi, vriska, equis, gamzee, feferi, and tavros.

karkat: holy shit! sollux im not sure they will all fit in this hive!

sollux: they will it's fine. oh and my friend and her girlfriend are coming.

karkat: who are they?

sollux: sam and her girlfriend porrim.

karkat: wait! sam like the one that works at the jewelry store sam?!

sollux: yeah! your x-girlfriend sam...

karkat: you knew about that?!

sollux: of course I did! she is my best friend!

karkat: oh! ok. so she has a girlfriend now?

sollux: yeah.

karkat: wait...

sollux: again with the waits?

karkat: shut the fuck up! porrim Maryam?

sollux: yeah you know her?

karkat: *wispers under breath* holy fuck...that's kanaya's sister!

sollux: oh. oh! okay.

karkat: let's get clothes on now i'm sick of standing around in this towel.

sollux: I'm starting to like.

karkat: well to bad we need to get ready and we still need snacks.

sollux: oh! can we get some alcohol?

karkat: sure. how much were ou thinking?

sollux: like a 24 pack.

karkat: considering how many people are gonna be there we might as well double that.

sollux: a-are you sure?

karkat: why not?

sollux: well....dave, john, porrim, and sam are gonna end up drunk off their asses if we get to much beer.

karkat: it's a party if they went home sober I would be disappointed

sollux: okay your choice

~time skip((im really tired don't judge*starts eating ice cream from the container*))~

sollux: karkat don't you think you went a little over bord on the beer?

karkat: fuck no! we are fine!

sollux: kk you bought 10 24 packs of it!

karkat: that only 240 beers!

sollux: ONLY?!

karkat: yes only! have you seen how much sam can drink?! we don't want to run low!

sollux: fine but, don't plan on me getting drunk too got it?

karkat: okay but I can't make any promesses myself*wink wonk*

        no one's POV

there was a knock at the door so karkat went to see who it was.

karkat: oh! hi sign! hi kankri! come on in!

sign: hi karkat!


kankri: hell9 h9w are y9u?

karkat: good. you?

kankri: good.

sollux:hi sign, hi kankri! you are the first two here!

sign: hi sollux how are you?

sollux: excited!

sign: same.

karkat: why are you excited?

sollux: umm.....w-well because...um..

sign: sollux said that he thought of some games we could play.

sollux:*wispers to sign*thanks

sign: *wispers back* no problem

karkat: okay. have fun with that. oh looks like people are arriving!

terize: w3ll m1tun4 1 c4n't s33 s0 d0n't m4k3 m3 dr1v3 n3xt t1m3!

mituna: w3ll 3xu23 m3! 1 h4v3 4 m3nt4l d120rd3r 20 1 4m n0 83tt3r!

sollux: mituna! how are you?

mituna: gr34t! h0w 4r3 y0u?

sollux: good. and terezi?

terezi: just p34chy!

karkat: hey tuna, terezi come on in!

kanaya: Well Just Be Kind And Don't Intimidate Anyone Got It?

porrim: yeah yeah be b+oring g+ot it.

sam: just be nice babe kay?

porrim:*kisses sam* kay.

sollux: Sam! hi!

sam:*hugs sollux* hi! how are you? nervous?

sollux: you don't even know!

kanaya: Hello Sollux. How Are You?

sollux: good. kk is in the kitchen.

kanaya: i'll be there.

porrim: hell+o! Y+ou must be s+ollux? i'm p+orrim. nive t+o meet y+ou.

sollux: nice to meet you too kankri is with sign and kk in the kitchen

sam: come on i'll show you!

nepeta: *ac prepares to pounce onto pawlux*

sollux: hey nep! hi eriden! hi equis!

equis: oh hello sollux. Happy anniversary.

sollux: thanks

eriden: hey sol! how are you?

sollux: good

nepeta: *ac turns her head in curiosity* where is karkitty?

sollux: kitchen I think im not sure I have been at the door greating people.

nepeta: *ac scurries into the house in search of karkitty*

equis: oh nepets please slow down you might hit something

tavros: hEY SOLLUX, hOW ARE YOU?

sollux: good

gamzee: ThAt'S gOoD bRo. WhErE iS kArKaT?

sollux: somewhere inside. I ost track

tavros: hAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

sollux: thanks man

tavros: nO PROBLEM, bRO.

aradia: vriska c0me 0n be nice

vriska: ooooooooh come oooooooon! can't we have a little fun????????

aradia: n0t if it means you are an assh0le

feferi: *gasps* aradia! watc)( your language!

sollux: hello ladies

aradia: hey s0llux!

feferi: )(ey sollux!

vriska: hi.

sollux: come on in kk is somewere in here

feferi: )(appy anniversary!

sollux: thanks

john: dave! we are in public! don't touch me there!

dave: aww! why not?!

john: do I have to say it again? WE ARE IN PUBLIC!

dave: just a little?

sollux: hey there love birds!

john: we should call you two the love birds! happy anniversary!

sollux: thanks

dave: where is kitkat?

sollux: inside

psii: hey 2ollux!

sollux: hey dad!

psii: how are you?

sollux: good you're the last one so I can finally catch up with people now

psii: well lets go then!

They walk into the livingroom to see everyone talking and having a great time.

sm: hey! sollux! come here a minute!

sollux: yeah?

sam: tell us how you two met.

karkat: oh fuck here we go.

sollux: no sush. so I was new to the school and he was just so nice to me I decided hey this isn't that bad, so we started to be friends, go to each other's houses, play video games, sleepovers, the whole thing. then 2 years of that and  realize I need a parachute cause im falling hard for this guy. exactly 1 year ago I told this hottie right here that I loved him.

sam: aww! you two are so cute together!

sollux: i'll be right back.

sollux went off to get the ring. Once he got back he gathered everyone in the livingroom.

sollux: hey! everyone to the livingroom I have an announcement to make!

Once everyone was there he pulled karkat to the middle of the room where there was enough spce to kneel.

karkat: w-what are you doing?

sollux: karkat vantas*gets down on one knee* will you marry me?

everyone: awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

psii: holy 2hit!

nepeta: holy ship!

eriden: holy shit!!

karkat: *in tears* yes! yes yes yes! a million times YES!

sollux:*slips ring on karkat's ring finger* yay!!

karkat: I love you sooo much!

sollux: I love you too!!!

A/N: I have been writing this for 3 HOURS!! So next chapter will be celebrating and 99.999% of people at that party will be drunk. Just so you know if you didn't already the character sam is me. sam is my real name but I am not over 21 but, for the sake of fanfic, in this story I am so I can drink as much as I want! later nerds!



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