1.make him smile.
2.tell him you dont give a crap if it hurts.
3.call him shortay.
4.call him gay.
5.((you know whats coming -w- )) sing if you were gay.
6.break his iphone.
7.call him a bad cook.
8.call him iggy.
9.order a pizza.
10.tell him he cant have any and to eat his own cooking.