this rant won't offend anyone (yay) but might be disgusting lmao i don't hold back those words that aren't usually easy to say oKAY
this is such a broad topic omg idek where to start
okok first, pad commercials
in pad commercials the girl would always be like
"oh no i'm on my period and, i'm wearing white shorts. oh no! what if my pants get stained?! it's a good thing there's brand name!"
LET ME PIN POINT ALL THE PLOT HOLES IN THIS COMMERCIAL
first of all
you already know you're on your period and you wore white shorts?! and now you're WORRYING that you'll get stained?!?!!!
ARE YOU EVEN THINKING?!
it was like earlier this morning you were like "oh i'm on my period, what a great day to wear white shorts!" :D
PLS FIND UR COMMON SENSE AND PUT IT BACK IN UR BRAIN THANK U
second,
WHATEVER BRAND AND OR TYPE OF PADS U USE U WILL ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS get stained if u have no freaking idea on how to put the pad perfectly in the center
like me
like they say it's impossible to draw a perfect circle? ITS EVEN MORE IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT A PAD IN THE CENTER IN WHICH IT WILL COVER YOUR VAGINA AND YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
ok so since im an only child eVERYONE in my house are adults and by adults i mean oLDIES WHO HAVE STOPPED HAVING MENSTRUATION 10 YEARS AGO
so when theirs a stain on the chair/bed
KAAAAAAAYE
Y U FREAKIN DOIN DIS U KNO UR SO MUCH WORK LYK Y U LEAVIN YO BLOOD EVERYWHERE WTF
U DO THE LAUNDRY BC WE R SO JOSHUA DUN WITH U
WELL IM SORRY MS. PERFECT WHO HAS NEVER STAINED ANYTHING EVER
DO YOU THINK I WANT THIS? I DON'T WANT THIS. I HATE THIS. ITS NOT MY FAULT BLAME MY HORMONES THEY PLANNED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
but srsly tho its not mY fault but if u come to my house, if it weren't for my grandma who has mad laundry-ing skillz abt 4 chairs, 2 blankets, and 1 towel would b rED
im sowweee
lyk
rlly
im sowwe
like why do periods exist
yea yea so u can have kids n stuff
but rlly??? why would u give the permission to be pregnant to a thirteen yr old???
like what???
can we like have periods when we're uhh 20? then until 40?
I THINK THAT WOULD BE WAY BETTER
NEWS HEADLINE: KAYE IS COLLECTING SIGNATURES FOR A PETITION TO HAVE PERIODS AT 20.
IF I COULD DO THAT I WOULD
BUT I CANT
and why do they cause you so much emotional and physical stress???
like periods are all about stress
why is it called period?? it should be called exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point !!!!
like
EVERY PART OF MY BODY HURTS
IM SO HUNGRY
I HAVE A MIGRAINE
OMG IM SO FAT
I'M CRAVING FOR ICE CREAM
I HAVE CRAMPS
UUU UUU UGGG G HH H H
UGH
THIS IS JUST TOTAL STRESS
so, having said all that
idk what i want to accomplish
i just wanna see if anyone relates to me lmao
pls tell me if u read up to here bc idek u might've just scrolled quickly bc wow this rant's vvvvvv long
also: do u use tampons? i use pads and i keep hearing abt tampons and if u do pLS EDUCATE ME I WANT TO SEE IF ITS BETTER
TNX
PERIODS SUCK
BYE