Marriage
I thought I would write you guys a poem for your marriage and then decided that I couldn't. But then I thought that's a bad idea so I tried it and verified that I shouldn't.
But later I came up with this rhyme that's served me rather well, so moving on to you two's marriage I hope things go swell.
Now I'm sure you'll have your fights and maybe feel vile, but hey, you're together for better or for worse until you hit the hurse, so why not live a little and smile.