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Pickup lines (COMPLETED)

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In which @sproutzzz got so bored she couldn't think of anything else to do. and this is the result. More

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Pickup lines (COMPLETED)

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In which @sproutzzz got so bored she couldn't think of anything else to do. and this is the result.

bello cheesy hello lines pick pickuplines weird

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By sproutzzz

Boy; "what time is it?"
Girl; "1:00."
Boy; "so it's December 6, 2015 at 1:00, thanks I just wanted to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams."

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