1.call him sonic because of his blueish hair.
2.hide his eyepatch.
3.dye all of his socks pink
4.or rainbow.
5.hide all of his china.
6.make sure there is no way sebastian can get more.
7.replace it all with plastic silverware,cups,plate,etc.
8.throw cats at him.
9.actually,throw random objects at him.
9.tell him his blue eye matches his hair.
10.lock him in the same room with alois.