Billy Bob needs a new microwave and its Black Friday. Here's the story as to why he never got one.
Billy Bob: *frantically searches for a microwave*
David: *finds a microwave and goes for it*
Billy Bob: THAT MICROWAVE BELONGS TO ME
David: NOT IF I GET TO IT FIRST
Billy Bob: *grabs the microwave*
David: THATS MY MICROWAVE!! RAWR!! *rams into Billy Bob and takes the microwave*
There were no more microwaves. Sorry Billy Bob.