THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SO...

By Teck-Swaybien

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Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune. Featured humor story... More

INTRODUCTION
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART I
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART II
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART III
THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY - PART IV
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART I
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART II
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART III
THE SECOND LAST SUPPER - PART IV
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART I
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART II
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART III
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART IV
CONFESSIONS ON A ROOFTOP - PART V
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART I
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART II
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART III
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART IV
AND THEN - DUANG! - PART V
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART I
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART II
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART III
THE SUN ALSO SETS - PART IV
TRAUMA OF THE HATE-LIKE - PART I
TRAUMA OF THE HATE-LIKE - PART II
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART I
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART II
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART III
RATHER BE PLAYING CONSOLE - PART IV
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART I
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART II
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART III
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART IV
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART V
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VI
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VII
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART VIII
WORSE THAN EACH OTHER - PART IX
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART I
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART II
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART III
BATTLE OF THE LEVEL NINE CORRIDOR - PART IV
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART I
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART II
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART III
DAR-FOR MOUNTAIN VIA PURGATORY - PART IV
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART II
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART III
DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART IV
SFTC - PART I
SFTC - PART II
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART I
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART II
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART III
A PATCH OF BLUE IN A SKY OF BROWN - PART IV
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART I
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART II
UNFORTUNATELY, DEATH - PART III
POSTSCRIPT
CHARACTER REFERENCE

DON'T WORRY, BE POORER - PART I

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By Teck-Swaybien

Ander had in fact submitted his petition to the netherworld for greater prosperity in a very basic, unmannerly prayer (he was too busy keeping himself from collapsing to the ground to do anything with grace), and as if to test his commitment, Buddha had then sent the whole group on a three-hour death march in dark, cold, low-visibility conditions. Up and down the street with the restaurants that, even if Lady Zhao wanted to eat in any, were oversubscribed; up and down hills to inspect rooms on offer, to negotiate, to find that previous tenderer who in retrospect was probably the best deal they were going to get. Indeed, much like Trav had foretold, there were plenty of spare rooms to choose from, plenty of leather-jacketed men and down-jacketed women with hands in their pockets looking for eye contact with the temporarily accommodation-challenged. The only problems were that they were all much the same in quality, and they were each consistently double the price Trav claimed he got.

In regards to the matter of keeping sufficiently nourished, the group managed to catch the kitchen of the only restaurant still open before it shut. It was at a seafood diner featuring displays out front with more than one inverted fish floating sadly amongst tank-mates. The necessity of sharing a table with strangers was just another indignity added to the day's long list. Lady Zhao, whose energy to motivate the group was entirely spent, wanted to avoid arguments by not talking to anyone, especially either of her companions, which was easy with Ander, who, at the table, rested his forehead on his folded arms or otherwise shoveled food into his mouth while his chin rested on knuckles. Bingbing, however, fed and able to rest her unusually painful legs after their early evening walking, was keen to turn what was proving to be a grueling ordeal into the merry and profound outing she had hoped and expected it to be.

Ever since the idea for the trip had been proposed at that dinner by whoever (Bingbing couldn't quite recall), Bingbing had convinced herself more and more of its serendipitous timing. It just felt right, right? Her life was in crisis, was it not? Moreover, how strange that Lady Zhao had at first rubbished the concept and the place, and then, midweek, delivering gifts and messages from Bingbing's home province, proposed they go, said she realized how much good it might be for Bingbing. There was no explanation other than celestial intervention for such a turn of events.

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