(fuck the fact that peter signed panic that didnt happen in this au also ignore the fact that the party scene came out in 2005, eowyg in 2003 and afycso in 2005 irl theyre all being released in the same year in this au shhhh)
max schnauzer: someone match outfits with me for graduation
halsey frappuccino: match with me maxwell
max schnauzer: ill go meet you at ur place we gonna look fucking FIRE
sweatshirt markowitz: not as fire as my miXTAPE HEYO GO PICK IT UP ITS CALLED PEP RALLY
ryro ross: can i get my copy signed u whore
sweatshirt markowitz: okay let me rephrase
sweatshirt markowitz: go download my mixtape
beebo urine: im gonna put the mixtape in my ass
ryro ross: also guys im going to get my first tattoo tomorrow anyone wanna come with
phil !!: youre ditching class and practice tomorrow to go get a tattoo arent you
ryro ross: ya
ryro ross: brendons coming too
beebo urine: im always coming
dan !!: I JUST GAGGED
dan !!: GO TO CHURCH
patrick tree: so many things are happening i dont know if i should announce the band thing
my nudes leaked wentz: PATRICK NO DONT DO IT
patrick tree: IM GONNA DO IT
patrick tree: GUYS OUR BAND IS CALLED FALL OUT BOY GO PICK UP OUR EP ITS CALLED EVENING OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
beebo urine: more like eating out your girlfriend
patrick tree: its real and it doesnt matter
joe trohboy: JUST GO BUY OUR EP DAMMIT
my nudes leaked wentz: WE'RE POOR SUPPORT OUR ART
lyndsey gunnslinger: IM TOO POOR TOO SUPPORT YOUR ART CAN I DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE
andy catchy: I GOT YOUR BACK BFF
ale(sbian)xa: GAY
ryro ross: also our new album is coming out soon mmm
rian dangson: we announced our album first youre all copying us
alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: fight us
jenna mclesbian: world war V: band wars
sweatshirt markowitz has changed the group name to WORLD WAR V: BAND WARS
spencer 'no homo' smith: DIE STEVEN