Main problem # 2
"Hey, I heard you watch anime,"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"How can you stand watching such dirty things?"
*cue spitting drink out* "w-what?!"
"I asked you why you watch porn"
Dude, that's like a major no-no. It is NOT porn, how dare you?! You said that one time and now your life is going to be a living hell. Imma kick you where the sun doesn't shine so hard that you'll never be a man again, forget about being a dad. (Only if the person was a guy, but most girls don't ask that question in random so ya know?)